Sometimes I Hate TV

[the_wanlorn]

Wow, CSI, could you possibly come up with a more faily way to get rid of one of your best characters?

Jesus christ. When Jorja Fox left, I said to myself, "Self, the show is such crap now, what the heck happened? It's not like Fox was writing scripts, why is it suddenly shit?"

And then I figured that there was no possible way it could get worse than sort-of-mediocre.

AND NOW. Now I am thinking of dropping it for real from my weekly watch list. I mean, what the fuck. What the ever-loving fuck. >:O

I stuck with you for eight seasons, CSI. I've been watching you since I was in middle school. You helped me develop the perfect murder and gave me the confidence to carry it out if I ever need to. But now we're through.

*punches you in the face*

Comments

[straussmonster.livejournal.com]

lol ;_;

[graymary.livejournal.com]

oh lawzy, what happened to ? (i watched until 2006, myself.)

SPOILERS

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

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[graymary.livejournal.com]

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[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

I have never been so angry at a show and this INCLUDES that time the spy!daddy and spy!mommy didn't get back together forever AND the time it looked like Vaughn was evil AND THAT TIME OH MAN THAT TIME I can't even talk about it it was so upsetting.

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[graymary.livejournal.com]

IDEFK, oh my GOD. That is the lamest way to die EVER. NICK WILL NEVER STOP MOURNING.

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[shoiryu.livejournal.com]

WHAT

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[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

SADFAX: MY INCOHERENT DESCRIPTION IS ABOUT AS COHERENT AS THE SHOW WAS.

[tl--dr.livejournal.com]

I stuck with you for eight seasons, CSI. I've been watching you since I was in middle school. You helped me develop the perfect murder and gave me the confidence to carry it out if I ever need to.

You'd abandon the show that gave you this?

UNGRATEFUL

threadjacking

[straussmonster.livejournal.com]

EPON

WHEN IS THE NEXT CLAYMORE CHAPTER COMING OUT????

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[tl--dr.livejournal.com]

HOW SHOULD I KNOW, I RELY ON ANIMEME FOR THIS INFORMATION!!!

Ahhhhhhh I hope it is soon though, I HOPE THEY JOIN UP WITH RIFUL OMG

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

DUDE SERIOUSLY GO READ THOSE SPOILERS AND TELL ME YOU WOULDN'T ABANDON THE SHOW TOO.

[tl--dr.livejournal.com]

Well honestly I never cared to watch it in the first place, I sort of um. Hate procedurals.

BUT I'M JUST SAYIN'

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

DUDE BUT... BUT... ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS IS A PROCEDURAL.

JASDKLFJ;ASDF DOES NOT COMPUTE.

[tl--dr.livejournal.com]

HUH

OZ IS NOT A PROCEDURAL, MEMER, HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU

[piratezim.livejournal.com]

CSI has always sucked.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

Your mom has always sucked!

[straussmonster.livejournal.com]

I THINK THIS WIT AND WAY WITH WORDS IS WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT YOU, MEMER.

[piratezim.livejournal.com]

honestly though, it's never been a well-written show, and the science is mostly science FICTION. It's just something CBS cooked up to try and compete with Law & Order, and its success belies its failure to live up to its mentor.

[piratezim.livejournal.com]

ALSO: 3 spinoffs that are all exactly the same except for the setting? What's the point?

[niav.livejournal.com]

You helped me develop the perfect murder and gave me the confidence to carry it out if I ever need to.

PSHHH THAT'S WHAT THE MEME'S FOR ANYWAY.

(I'D CHOP UP THE BODY, BASH ALL ITS TEETH OUT AND GRIND THEM UP, THEN TAKE THE SMALLER PARTS OF THE BODY LIKE FINGERS AND TOES AND STUFF AND BASH THE BONES ON THEM TOO, THEN GET A BLENDER WHICH I BROUGHT WITH ME AND PUT ALL THE SMALL BODY PARTS IN THERE AND THEN...)

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

omg that totally wouldn't work you silly goose. HAVE YOU EVER PUT MEAT AND BONE IN A BLENDER?? IT IS NOT HAPPYFUNTIMES.

[niav.livejournal.com]

I'M NOT GOING TO EAT IT OR ANYTHING I JUST WANT TO CONFUSE THE COPS. THEY WILL COME ALONG AND SEE THE BLENDER AND THE DEATH INSIDE IT AND THEY WILL SAY TO EACH OTHER, "WTF HAPPENED HERE?" AND SPEND LOTS OF TIME THEORISING ON WHY SOMEONE WOULD TRY TO MAKE A SMOOTHIE OUT OF HUMAN FINGERS AND BY THE TIME THEY'VE WORKED OUT I WAS JUST BEING CONFUSING I'LL BE IN SUNNY SUNNY JAMAICA!

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

THAT IS- strangely logical. And I think it would work.

OH MY.

[tl--dr.livejournal.com]

OMG YOU ARE A BONAFIDE EVIL GENIUS, LIGHT WOULD BE PROUD TO HAVE YOU FOLLOWING HIM AND HIS FABULOUS HAIR