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The Wanlorn ([personal profile] the_wanlorn) wrote2008-06-07 06:20 pm

First Fishing Trip of the Season!

OH MAN I WAS GETTING ALL PISSY BECAUSE I THOUGHT MY SHIFT KEY WASN'T WORKING. Turns out the font in this stupid box is just very small. PROTIP: WHEN TESTING A CAPSLOCK/SHIFT KEY, DO NOT USE "W" OR "O".

Anyway, I present for your inspection two lists:

People I Know Who Caught Fish Today
1) The dog.

People I Know Who Did Not Catch Fish Today
1) Me
2) Everyone else

THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.

Shabaka and I spent a good many hours lazing around by the pond, one of us eating cheese and crackers, one of us eating fish. We also spent lots of time standing in the pond. The swampy pond. As such, both of us need a bath.

>:D But I am the only one who gets one! She can just be gross and muddy and stinky and wet for the rest of her life!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA




This is going to be a problem when she tries to comes sleep on my bed with me. :( I suppose I shall have to take her out to Cowtown tomorrow to make use of my parents' hose.

I had to chuck all of my clothes + her leash + her in the wash, plus a bit of detergent and a fuckton of apple cider vinegar and baking soda. Now the vinegar is all I can smell.

No, I didn't really put my dog in the wash. Jesus what's wrong with you? I would never do that! Besides, she's too big.

[identity profile] soleta.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
because you don't have a bathtub or anything.

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2008-06-08 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
I WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO SHOWER IN IT AGAIN.

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2008-06-08 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
ALSO DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MESSY THAT WOULD BE AND HOW MUCH SHE WOULD CLOG THE DRAIN WITH HER STUPID HAIR???

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2008-06-08 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
PLUS I'm hoping the pool will be open so I can go swimming. If I can find my bathing suit. IT'S IN THE 90S HERE D: D: D: AND, LIKE, 80% HUMIDITY

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2008-06-08 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god look at what talking to Epon and Becky has trained me to do DDDDDD:

[identity profile] darth-cabal.livejournal.com 2008-06-08 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
I disapprove of this suggestion. >:(

[identity profile] tl--dr.livejournal.com 2008-06-08 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Fraser would be proud of wolfdog :')

[identity profile] shadowkitty.livejournal.com 2008-06-08 11:53 am (UTC)(link)
Awwwwwwww!