Adventures in Baltimore

[the_wanlorn]

So, when I was in Baltimore, my car got rummaged through. Whoever it was reached in through my cracked window*, unlocked the passenger side door, went through all storage spaces in the front and moved everything to the floor, and didn't take anything.

>:O

WHAT, IS MY JUNK NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, CAR RUMMAGER INNER? WERE MY PENNIES AND DIMES DIRTY OR SOMETHING?? >:O I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT YARN IS VERY EXPENSIVE. AND I BET YOU'D BE A LOT MORE POPULAR WITH YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU HAD TAKEN MY PACK OF ZOMBIE FLUXX CARDS. >:O

I've never been so insulted and pissed about a good thing before. :(

*I leave it cracked enough to get a skinny arm through on the theory that if someone sees something in my car that they DESPERATELY MUST HAVE, then they won't smash my window to get it. Because wtf would they take? My maglite? My spare change? My various craft supplies?

Comments

[pezzonovante.livejournal.com]

*blank stare*

weirdo.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

I JUST... :( It's insulting, okay? :( The least they could've done was taken my headphones. :(

[soleta.livejournal.com]

but you had touched them.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

>:( WELL THEY DIDN'T KNOW ME SO THEY WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE SEVERE FILTHINESS POISONING.

[darth-cabal.livejournal.com]

Dude, they saw your car.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

Dude, my car was clean.

[darth-cabal.livejournal.com]

Oh. In that case, I guess they just didn't like your stuff. :)

Try leaving the price tags on the yarn next time!

[pezzonovante.livejournal.com]

Maybe they saw you get out of the car and were so struck by your beauty that they just had to get into your car to have a perverse moment of intimacy with something of yours.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

That is the creepiest thing I've ever read.

[pezzonovante.livejournal.com]

I lifted that from a review of Hannibal.

[darth-cabal.livejournal.com]

DDDDDDDDDDDDD:

[tl--dr.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOLOL

I love how your cunning strategy as evidenced in the asterisked endnote WORKED TO A TEE, and you are upset about it. :DDDDD Only you, BB. Only you.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

WELL YOU KNOW I'M NOT UPSET BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T BREAK MY WINDOW. I'M UPSET BECAUSE THEY WERE DESPERATE ENOUGH TO BREAK INTO MY CAR, AND YET MY STUFF STILL WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEM ;________;

[rionaleonhart]

Your WHY HAS NONE OF MY STUFF BEEN STOLEN rage amused me so much that my mother asked me what I was smiling about, and I was forced to tell her that it was because a friend of mine had her car broken into. I'm fairly sure that she thinks I'm a bad person now.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL YOUR MOM THINKS THAT YOU'RE A SOCIOPATH NOW.

:( I sent somewhere around 30 text messages to shoiryu on my drive to AL bitching about it.

You know, the least they could've done if they weren't going to take anything is put eveything back where they found it >:(

[miss-daizy.livejournal.com]

What would be really weird is if they left something in your car.

_{Actually this happened to me once and it wasn't weird it was intensely gross.}

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

...BRB GOING THROUGH THE STUFF IN MY CAR. :DDDDDDDDDD


...was it a used condom?

[miss-daizy.livejournal.com]

Several. And roaches (of the pot variety).

I can't remember if this was the time that my car was used in an armed robbery spree and smashed up in a police chase or just slept in overnight. My cars have had some interesting times.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

D: THAT IS SO DISGUSTING. DDDDDDDDD:

Your cars lead interesting lives. :D STORY MOAR STORIES PLZ

[miss-daizy.livejournal.com]

My other story is full of WOE because my car was broken into right before Christmas and they stole my daughters' present and some things I had for charity and I was a broke single parent.

But there was the time we had a car stolen and when the cops found it they said, "Well, it looks like they banged it up pretty bad," and I had to say in a very small embarrassed little voice "No, that was us."