WHY DONNA IS MY FAVORITE FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER

[the_wanlorn]

SHE LEFT ROCKBAND HERE FOR THE NEXT COUPLE DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*____________________*

When she takes it back she is going to have to pry it from my cold dead hands. Or, you know, wait until I'm taking a nap. Or playing with the babies.

In other news. I'm mad-good at keeping secrets. Which, hey, is easy to be good at, since they're mostly bad secrets. Mmmm little nougats of tasty tasty despair to feed my soul. :D But then, every so often, I come across a TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME secret and I'm like "OH MAAAAN SDAJFK;LASDF I SUDDENLY UNDERSTAND WHY SO MANY PEOPLE FIND SECRETS SO DAMN DIFFICULT"

*\o/* I have a secret and it is going to make people very happy and I can't wait to tell.

Comments

[sadface.livejournal.com]

I get around the difficulties of keeping secrets by just not keeping them. \o/

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

And that is why you are untrustworthy.

NOTE TO SELF: NEVER TELL BECKY ANYTHING EVER

[sadface.livejournal.com]

IN FAIRNESS I NEVER PRETEND I'M GOING TO

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOLOL

BECKY BECKY BECKY

WHAT IF

WHAT IF NINO CAME UP TO YOU

AND WAS LIKE "BECKY, CAN I TELL YOU A SECRET? I WILL BE YOUR BFF IF YOU KEEP THIS SECRET FOR ME."

WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

[sadface.livejournal.com]

SAY "WAIT. CAN I TELL EPON? NO? HOW WILL YOU FIND OUT IF I DO?"

AND ANYWAY, I JUST REMEMBERED I AM KEEPING A SECRET RIGHT NOW!

...THIS MAY OR NOT BE BECAUSE I HAVEN'T HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO TELL ANYONE YET.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

OMG BRB IMING YOU.

[sadface.livejournal.com]

WELL. THAT DIDN'T TAKE ME A LONG TIME TO CRACK.

:(

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

BEST. SECRET. EVER.

And okay, in this case, Nino hired someone to monitor all your communications, to make sure that you don't tell the secret.

Or he's God and would just know the instant you did. YOUR CHOICE.

[sadface.livejournal.com]

...i would try really hard not to tell.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOL You would manage to keep it a secret for an entire day, and then tell Epon.

[sadface.livejournal.com]

THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE IN THAT ONE DAY I CONVINCED NINO THAT OUR TIME AS BFFS MAY BE SHORT SO WE SHOULD FUCK A LOT IN THAT ONE DAY.

\o/

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

...BECKY. I SAID BFFS. NOT FUCKBUDDIES.

[sadface.livejournal.com]

I FEEL CONFIDENT I WOULDN'T HAVE TO CONVINCE HIM THAT HARD.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

Are him and Ohno and Aiba and Jun and Sho all in the same band? HAVE WE HAD THIS CONVERSATION BEFORE?

[sadface.livejournal.com]

LOTS OF TIMES AND YES. OBVIOUSLY MY BEING BFF WITH NINO WOULD LEAD ME TO MEETING THE REST OF THEM! THEN WE COULD HAVE AN ORGY.

I HAVE BIG PLANS.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

Damnit, then who is it who I think is a member of Arashi but's not?

IS IT COLD DEAD FISH-EYE GUY?

[sadface.livejournal.com]

I WILL ASSUME YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT YAMAPI, DESPITE YOUR EPIC WRONGNESS ABOUT HIS BEAUTIFUL EYES AND SOUL.

AND Y, HE'S IN A DIFFERENT BAND.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

[INSERT SHOOP HERE, OF A FISH HEAD ON YAMAPI'S BODY, BECAUSE I AM TOO LAZY TO DO IT THIS TIME ROUND]

[tl--dr.livejournal.com]

I wanna know your seeeeecrettttttttt

BUT MOSTLY POSTING TO SAY :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

HAVE YOU MANAGED TO DO THE THREE-AT-ONCE THING YET?????

[cornfields.livejournal.com]

OOOH, SECRET! :O