My Ass is Grass

[the_wanlorn]

Oh christ, remember that time I ran through the entire Guitar Hero II career on medium at once? Yeah?

ME TOO. BECAUSE IT JUST HAPPENED. AND IT'S LIKE MY FINGERS DON'T REMEMBER HOW TO WORK ANYMORE. I'm never touching this game again.

Because after dinner it's time to do Guitar Hero I and Guitar Hero III.

ETA: Also, you see how there's no entries for two days before this? That's because I was playing Rock Band from the second I woke up to the second I went to sleep.

Comments

[soleta.livejournal.com]

EXCEPT WHEN YOU WERE WATCHING GUMMI BEARS. BECAUSE AT HEART, YOU ARE TWO.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

>:( I WAS ONLY WATCHING THEM BECAUSE THE BABIES WANTED TO WATCH THEM.

THAT'S MY STORY AND I'M STICKING TO IT.

*surreptitiously closes youtube*

[soleta.livejournal.com]

WE KNOW YOU BETTER THAN THAT, BB. IT'S OKAY! WE JUST HAVE TO TAKE THE PORN AWAY, BECAUSE IT'S REALLY NOT APPROPRIATE FOR SOMEONE OF YOUR AGE.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

>:( I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!

[soleta.livejournal.com]

I CAN TAKE YOU >:)

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

YOU COULDN'T TAKE ME EVEN IF I WAS DOWN WITH THE MEASLES.

[soleta.livejournal.com]

ANYDAY, BB. ANY TIME. JUST NAME IT.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

Do you know where I can get a vial of measles?

[soleta.livejournal.com]

weirdly, yes. do you need me to get the measles so you don't look too outclassed? I can do that for you, bb. ilu like that.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

omfg DID YOU FORGET WHAT I SAID TWO COMMENTS AGO?? I AM PROVING THAT I CAN BEAT YOU UP EVEN IF I HAVE THE MEASLES.

SHEESH.

[soleta.livejournal.com]

I THOUGHT I SHOULD GIVE YOU A FIGHTING CHANCE, BB.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

DUN WORRY BB I'M SURE YOUR EARLY-ONSET ALZHEIMERS WILL BE ENOUGH.

[roguewords.livejournal.com]

BUT IT REALLY WAS THE BABIES!!! I SAW!!!!

*giggles*

BABIES SITTING ON ERIN'S CHEST AND MAKING NOISES WHEN IT STOPPED.

[soleta.livejournal.com]

IT'S LIKE SHE'S A MULE! DOES SHE GIVE RIDES?

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

:( Did I tell you about how Katie scaled my like a goddamn monkey when I was standing by the couch and demanded a piggyback ride?

LET ME TELL YOU. SUDDENLY HAVING A TWO-YEAR-OLD CLINGING TO YOUR BACK SHOUTING "GO!!" IS NOT EXACTLY FUN.

[soleta.livejournal.com]

you told me! I have this memory of one Thanksgiving when I was basically a pack mule, giving piggyback rides up and down the stairs for five hellions too young to give nasty looks to. I hurt for a while after that. :(

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

THEY TOTALLY ASKED FOR GUMMI BEARS TODAY, ACCORDING TO DONNA.

>:D My corruption has begun!!

[kisahawklin]

NICK. >:(

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

WHAT???????????

btw I'm sorry that I was playing Guitar Heroes for hours and then went to get Doodles and now am playing Guitar Hero III and am too busy to talk to you because I HAVE TO LEAVE SOON AND THEN I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO BEAT GUITAR HERO AGAIN EVER ;____;

ilu