This is, from now on, going to be a blog of hate.

[the_wanlorn]

So, I was going to sit on this link for another day or so because it bothers me to have three angry posts in a row over a short time period. No, I don't know why. But it does.

Except, that was before I started randomly clicking through links to other entries in that person's blog. And now I'm shitting myself with rage.

I mean, there was this entry which is creepy as hell.

And then there's this, but really? It's WB. I'm not surprised.

AND THEN. AND THEN. OKAY LOOK. I'm not surprised about this because lol Fox. And I know that the rest of fandom has probably already heard this, but I'm one of those freaks who doesn't actually listen to any commentary because actors and directors and shit are boring.

http://thehathorlegacy.com/women-viewers-need-not-apply/

LIKE. I DON'T EVEN. WAT. WAT.

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK.

Originally, I was going to tie this into how, when I was working at Lycos, I had to scan through a million and one .flvs and .mp4s of indie films for a competition that was held online and Lycos hosted. And after the second day of watching shit shit shit I turned to soleta (figuratively, obviously) and said "Fuck this shit, I can do better than this. Let's make a movie."

But now I'm just too goddamn frothing to do that coherently. And now I'm going to go read through more of the blog and froth more until I explode from hatred.

But also, I finally infected Madagascar and won, so there's that.

ETA: If you want to just read all of BetaCandy's posts, go here.

Comments

[graymary.livejournal.com]

I love your rage. :(

I just don't like the fact there is so much to be rageful about.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

YEAH WELL BE GLAD BECAUSE SHADOWKITTY JUST LINKED ME TO A NEW ONE (from the same site) AND I'M SURE AFTER I READ IT I WILL COME EXPLODE MY EYEBALLS ALL OVER LJ.

[inkdot.livejournal.com]

Moan. All I can say is seek out some decent independent and foreign cinema (might I suggest something Canadian? :D?) to make you feel better about that dire state of affairs. Fucking Hollywood. >:(

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

LOL CANADIAN. Come on BB, everyone knows that all of Canadian film is like Suspicious River.

[inkdot.livejournal.com]

YOUR DOINT?

[roguewords.livejournal.com]

ugh. i think if i try to read all of that, i might throw up.

[niav.livejournal.com]

WAIT, WOMEN ENJOY SOMETHING? OH GOD CANCEL IT CANCEL IT NOW.

MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT HOW YOU INFECTED MADAGASCAR. LOTS OF DEATH SCENES AND CRIES OF "BUT WE CLOSED THE SHIPYARDS, HOW IS THIS HAPPENING?!"

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

INORITE???????


I can not tell a lie, I've been thinking about that. A symptomless disease would start in Madagascar! And when it hopped the water South Africa and someone sneezed, Madagascar would shut down its shipyards and be all smug about being safe.

BUT OH NO. WHAT'S THIS? THIRTY DAYS LATER THE VIRUS MUTATES AND BEGINS CAUSING RAMPANT HEART, KIDNEY, AND LIVER FAILURE. AND THE ENTIRETY OF MADAGASCAR IS WIPED OUT.

Meanwhile, the Canadian heroine (who, btw, is a supervillain) is working doggedly on a vaccine with her sidekick, because hello, if the entire world is dead who will recognize her genius?? And so she saves the world.

Except for fucking Madagascar, which is a barren wasteland of death.

[gaslightgallows]

Keep on ragin'. If you bottle it up, your rage will incinerate the planet before we have the chance to beat all the misogynists with canes make any changes.

And this is why my first sci-fi book will be about a 60-year-old woman who kicks lots of ass, and it will be a fantastic movie starring Lis Sladen oh yes it will be.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

:DDDDDDDDDD

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

RAWR *CHOMP*

:(

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

OH DON'T EVEN ACT ALL SAD MISS "I had a masochistic urge to read all these, and a sadistic urge to share :)"

>:(

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

To quote Becky, "It's mostly curiosity with a hint of 'can I actually make her explode?'"

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

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