I am so angry right now.

[the_wanlorn]

I DON'T USUALLY DO MEMES BUT inkdot DID THIS ONE SO I WILL TOO. Plus, if I don't, I'm afraid I'm going to wank all over the meme and then defriend a bunch of people over something ridiculous.


Bold the ones which apply.

Appearance:
I am 5'4 or shorter.
I think I'm ugly sometimes.
I have many scars.
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different colour. I want red hair. lol moast irish-american.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I have/I've had braces.
I wear glasses.
I'd get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free.
I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have piercings in places besides my ears.
I have freckles. I have skin-cancer-type freckles. Not pretty freckles.

Family/Home Life:
I've sworn at my parents.
I've been kicked out of the house.
My biological parents are together.
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday.
I have children.
I've lost a child.

Embarrassment:
I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
Disney movies still make me cry.
I've snorted while laughing.
I've laughed so hard I've cried.
I've glued my hand to something.
I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
I've had my pants rip in public. TBF, it was up the back of the leg.

Health:
I was born with a disease/impairment.
I've had stitches.
I've broken a bone.
I've had my tonsils removed.
I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend.
I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
I had a serious surgery.
I've had chicken pox. Twice!

Travelling:
I've driven over 200 miles in one day. I routinely travel twice that distance :(
I've been on a plane.
I've been to Canada.
I've been to Niagara Falls.
I've been to Japan.
I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
I've been to Europe.
I've been to Africa.
I've been to France.

Experiences:
I've been lost in my city.
I've seen a shooting star.
I've wished on a shooting star.
I've seen a meteor shower.
I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I've been to a casino.
I've been skydiving.
I've gone skinny dipping.
I've played spin the bottle.
I've crashed a car.
I've been skiing.
I've been in a play.
I've met someone in person from the internet.
I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I've seen the Northern Lights.
I've sat on a roof top at night.
I've played chicken.
I've played a prank on someone.
I've ridden in a taxi.
I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I've eaten sushi.
I've been snowboarding. And broke a bone doing so.

Relationships:
I'm single.
I'm in a relationship.
I'm available.
I'm engaged.
I'm married.
I've gone on a blind date.
I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
I miss someone right now. But not someone I've dated.
I have a fear of abandonment. Which is totally hilarious since I also try my damndest to push my close friends away ~before they hurt me~
I've been divorced.
I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality:
I've had a crush on someone of the same gender.
I've kissed a member of the same gender.
I've had sex with someone of the opposite gender.
I've had sex with someone of the same gender.
I've had sex with more than one person at the same time.
I am a cuddler.
I've been kissed in the rain.
I've had sex outdoors.
I've hugged a stranger.
I have kissed a stranger.
I have had sex with a stranger.

Honesty/Crime:
I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't. I never break my promises. Which is why I hardly ever say "I promise".
I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I am keeping a secret from the world.
I've cheated while playing a game.
I've cheated on a test.
I've run a red light.
I've been suspended from school.
I've witnessed a crime.
I've been in a fist fight. Many times.
I've been arrested.
I've shoplifted.

Drugs/Alcohol:
I've consumed alcohol.
I smoke cigarettes.
I smoke pot.
I regularly drink. I bought a bottle of vodka tonight, and fuck me is it good.
I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
I've done hard drugs.
I've been addicted to an illegal substance.
I take cough meds when I'm not sick. Sometimes I can't sleep without it. I used to drink Nyquill like water to get to sleep.
I can't swallow pills.
I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem. Ha, I can swallow ten!

Mental health: WE ALL KNOW I'M CRAZY, RIGHT?
I have been diagnosed with depression.
I shut others out when I'm depressed.
I take anti-depressants.
I have an eating disorder.
I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
I've hurt myself on purpose.
I'm addicted to self harm.
I've woken up crying.

Death:
I'm afraid of dying.
I hate funerals.
I've seen someone dying. I know what a death rattle sounds like, and christ do I wish I didn't.
I have attempted suicide.
Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
Someone close to me has committed suicide.

(...THAT SECTION TOTALLY EXPLAINS WHY I HAVE SUCH A CRAZY HATE-ON FOR DEATHFIC, DOESN'T IT?)

Random:
I can sing well.
I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant. I needed it for a school project.
I open up to others too easily. I'm pretty much an open book.
I watch the news.
I don't kill bugs.
I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.
I curse regularly.
I sing in the shower.
I am a morning person.
I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
I'm a snob about grammar. LOL BUT ONLY IN ARGUMENTS. FUCK YOU IF I'M TAKING THE TIME TO MAKE SURE I SOUND INTELLIGENT, YOU DAMN WELL BETTER BE.
I am a sports fanatic.
I play with my hair.
I have/had "x"s in my screen name.
I love being neat.
I love Spam.
I've copied more than 30 CDs in a day.
I bake well.
My favorite colour is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
I don't know how to shoot a gun.
I am in love with love.
I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS. Only when I'm being the Joker
I laugh at my own jokes.
I eat fast food weekly.
I believe in ghosts.
I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
I am really ticklish.
I love white chocolate.
I bite my nails.
I play video games.
I'm good at remembering faces. FUCK YOU SK DON'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING
I'm good at remembering names. And by "names" we mean "online screennames", right? Because I may not always be able to remember my IRL BFF's name, but by god I could list her screennames, even back to when I wasn't allowed on the internet and she helped me set up an AIM account at her house.
I'm good at remembering dates.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
My answers are totally honest.


If I could punch meme in the kidney over and over and over and over and over again right now, I totally would. :( Seriously, all I want to do right now is make it so they piss blood for the rest of their lives. Which would be very very short, since their kidneys would be beaten to a bloody pulp by way of my fist of rage.

Like, fuck you, hating on the other thing I'm angry about is one thing. But now you're hating on House of Leaves too? It's like a handful of memers took stupid pills this morning.

Comments

[wolfsamurai.livejournal.com]

People who hate House of Leaves will be first against the wall when the revolution comes.

[inkdot.livejournal.com]

LOL "THIS MORNING". Meme regularly shits all over literature as a whole when we discuss books. Whenever there's book!shift, I just have to leave.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

Well see, overall, I don't get invested in literature. I mean, I like it, and sure I'll reread my favorites, but I don't get as insanely overinvested as I do in, like, Stephen King.

But I am seriously lol overinvested in of Leaves. And I'm not even the memer who was writing long comments about how awesome it was and how everyone else was being morons and missing the doint AND OH MY GOD INKDOT WHY WERE THEY BEING SO STUPID????

I do want to find out who that memer was and frand her, though. Unless she doesn't like Pepper/Tony. In which case I want to, idk, punch her solar plexis a couple times.

[inkdot.livejournal.com]

LOL MOAST ANGY AND DEFENSIVE MOUSE.

Well, now you know how I feel basically any time the meme talks about any book I love. I tend to capslock "FUCK YOUR MOTHERS!!" and then GTFO.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

I WAS, HOWEVER, REALLY HAPPY THAT I DID NOT HAVE TO BE ANGY AND DEFENSIVE ALONE. THERE WAS AT LEAST ONE OTHER MEME THERE HELPING ME DOGPILE THE ANTI-PEPPER/TONY BRIGADE.

You poor bb. I WILL TALK ABOUT BOOKS YOU LOVE WITH YOU! What books do you love?

Hi, I can't sleep.

I no longer have a HoL icon to use here

[custardpringle.livejournal.com]

but augh, it bothers me too.

And usually I hate academia and all the pretentiousness and pointless deconstruction that goes with it, but it really irritates the fuck out of me that people miss the point of of Leaves that hard. Even though it shouldn't.

Re: I no longer have a HoL icon to use here

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW THEY CAN BE THAT STUPID.

Re: I no longer have a HoL icon to use here

[custardpringle.livejournal.com]

ME NEITHER. HOW CAN YOU SRSLY THINK THAT OVER HALF THE BOOK SERVES NO PURPOSE WHATSOEVER.

Re: I no longer have a HoL icon to use here

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

ADJFK;LAJSD;KLFJKLA;SJDFLK;JASDF IT'S LIKE THEY MISUNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF A BOOK. PEOPLE DON'T JUST THROW SHIT IN THERE FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES.

[niav.livejournal.com]

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

WTF YOU FREAK I THOUGHT YOU WERE SLEEPING.

Besides, he totally was ugly in that one picture. Seriously. I MAY HAVE BEEN JUST TROLLING YOU ABOUT THE OTHER ONES.

[niav.livejournal.com]

I tried to but I just shifted around in bed a lot, got bored and ended up getting back up again. :(

HE IS BEAUTIFUL. ALWAYS. ALWAYS.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

If you come into chat I will talk about Pepper/Tony at you until one or both of us falls asleep.

[maddeinin.livejournal.com]

The traveling part of this meme is very Americentric :(

*has been to Europe*

I cannot hate on House of Leaves as I have only the vaguest of ideas what it's about.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

It is not! It's just... special! YEAH SPECIAL. NOT AMERICENTRIC, SPECIAL.

Basically, it's a genius story about many many things, the least important of which is a house that's bigger on the inside.

[bofoddity.livejournal.com]

I have a fear of abandonment. Which is totally hilarious since I also try my damndest to push my close friends away ~before they hurt me~

I've actually sabotaged friendships because of that, feeling faily as hell afterward. Can so sympathize.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

I've done it more times than I can count. It's honestly why almost none of my friendships last more than a year, because that's the point where I start getting nervous and starting pushing.

[bofoddity.livejournal.com]

Yes, that how it's with me too, though I have a tendency to get nervous right in the beginning which of course doesn't help. *shakes head*

[moirarogers.livejournal.com]

I have a fear of abandonment. Which is totally hilarious since I also try my damndest to push my close friends away ~before they hurt me~

Hahaha, Donna and I must frustrate the hell out of you.

THERE THERE CUTE LITTLE CRAZY PERSON, PUSH HARDER WHILE WE GIGGLE.

Good luck with that shit, yo. LOL

-Bree

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

I'VE BASICALLY STOPPED TRYING WITH YOU GUYS BECAUSE WTF YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE.

[moirarogers.livejournal.com]

For real, right?

\o/

Also if you pushed us away too hard, you wouldn't get phone calls from Audrey anymore.

"ERIN! WHY WON'T YOU TALK TO ME?"

[sadface.livejournal.com]

I routinely troll all literature and comic books shifts. It would be fair to say that I'm at the forefront of 90% of all backlash shifts.

Also what kind of freak has never played spin the bottle? wtf.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

Oh my god I bet you're the person I hate. REBECCA >:(

No one would want to play spin the bottle with me. :(

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

I wanted to buy House of Leaves but it was £20 :(

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

Jesus christ that's expensive. I would send you my copy, but the shipping would be, like, 20 curly-Ls.