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kisahawklin
Bones being investigated by Bones and David Boreanaz's character. (Sorry, I don't actually watch.)
DO I REALLY NEED TO TELL YOU THAT THIS WOULD BE HILARIOUS? Because it would. Booth would see Bones out and about, and be like, "Hey Bones, got the Squint Squad filling in for you at the department meeting today?" and she would have no clue what he was talking about. Booth would just kind of shrug it off as Bones being Bones.
Except, when he brought it up the next day, Bones had no clue what he was talking about. Even Cam backed her up on that they'd been in a meeting all day.
Bones would ask if he was hallucinating from low blood sugar and Booth would get all pissy that she was suggesting he didn't eat enough and that he was hallucinating. He used to be a sniper, damnit, and now he's an FBI agent. He didn't hallucinate. He had seen Bones and he knew it. >:(
All the Squints would exchange looks and Sweets would suggest Booth thought he saw Bones because their working relationship stands in for personal rel-
Booth would cut him off with something defensive and sort of mean, and stomp off.
Eventually, he'd convince Bones to ~investigate~ and there would be lulzy hijinks. Eventually, they'd arrest fake!Bones and question her. At which point it would be revealed that fake!Bones is, in fact... clone!Bones. DUN DUN DUN!
And then there would be clone!sex. Fuck off, it'd be hot. >:( My kink is okay, motherfucker.
Scully moves to Atlantis. What does he/she do there?
They'd bring her on as an autopsy specialist because she'd had previous experience in studying alien biology. And they could use things she learned from the autopsies to, I dunno, defeat the Wraith or something. Shut up, there so would be enough for her to do, okay?? >:(
Sweets gets lost in the Nightside. What happens to him/her?
Sweets would die in the Nightside. Seriously. He'd hail a cab and it'd be one of the cars whose wheels didn't actually turn. He wouldn't notice and he'd get eaten.
Assuming he knew about the Nightside, he'd wander around having fun for a little bit, accidentally almost stumbling into trouble a couple times. Then he'd start getting nervous because he's lost and he's trying to remember things he'd picked up from Booth to protect himself. Then he'd start wishing Bones and Booth were there because they'd make fun of him and ignore him, but they'd make sure he got out alive at least.
Then he'd get eaten by a car.
shadowkitty
If Jules, Ben, Scully and Sweets had superpowers, what powers would they have?
Jules would have super strength. That way it's easier for her to beat up Lassiter and explains why she was so proud of breaking that girl's nose. Plus, Lassiter would be trying to open a jar or something, and Jules would take it from him and pop it easily. Then he'd sulk all day long. Her ability to open things and pick up things he can't would make him feel emasculated all the time and he would complain about it, which would make Jules whallop him even more.
Ben would have something hilariously useless. He'd be able to inventory the Work Bench in one glance or control pigeons or something. Definitely controlling pigeons. And he'd have a pigeon sidekick he carries around in his coat, like the time where the vessel was a dove. Sam would yell at him for letting the pigeons poop in the apartment, and Sock would defend them. And then yell at Ben when a pigeon got caught in his hair (and freak out, of course).
Scully, of course, has x-ray vision that only works on dead bodies. It's sort of a pain, but with the number of bodies Mulder makes her autopsy, it's worth it. When Mulder finds out, he tries to test her, which she is so not down with. So he does things like tries to trick her by giving her a guy in a coma to autopsy. She never does tell him that the reason she knew that guy wasn't dead was that she could see him breathing.
Jesus, Sweets is hard. I dunno, he's an empath which is why he's a good psychologist. I'm trying too hard to come up with a power that makes him perfect for Bones and Booth, and I got nothing.
TOGETHER, THEY FIGHT CRIME!
(Actually, all of them do fight crime, sort of. Weird.)
You are stranded on a desert island with CKR. What happens?
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Because he's CKR, he would think we were in some Canadian film and try to rape me. But oh ho ho I would turn the tables on him and peg the fuck out of him. And then we'd be too busy having sex to try to get off the island. Plus, CKR and his hobo ways are perfect for island life. Maybe I'd eventually get bored of him and make him build a raft or something. Or I'd eat him.
Which number would be most likely to take over the world, and who would be best at stopping them?
WELL OBVIOUSLY DAREDEVIL WOULD TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND IRON MAN WOULD STOP HIM. BY SEXING HIM UP.
Discounting all superheroes - including Pepper - then Janitor would be the one who took over the world. He hired Pyramid Head as his body guard, but then spent so much time trying to make sure PH didn't kill him that he had to fire him. Of course, you can't just fire PH, so he had to have midget!guy and cafeteria!guy take care of him. So, they took him out to a fancy dinner and on a killing spree and bought him hookers and blow.
They weren't very bright.
But then Pyramid Head "took care of them" in the way Janitor meant. But he decided he didn't want to work for buffoons like them, and the sun was too damn bright here anyway, so he fucked off back to Silent Hill. Janitor just figured midget!guy and cafeteria!guy were taking a really long lunch or something.
His new laws would be things like all janitors get three-day weekends, doctors named John Dorian aren't allowed to walk on floors, things like that.
The thing is, no one was taking him seriously. The FBI had better things to do than deal with a harmless crazy guy. CKR was busy being a hobo, Springsteen had concerts to go to and being a fat old man to do. And the Santa Barbara police were too busy dealing with one Shawn Spencer to care about something that wasn't effecting them.
But then, Sock and Ben stood up and said, "This isn't right!"
Or something like that. It wasn't standing up so much as reclining in the hammock section of the Work Bench. And it wasn't saying so much as Ben mumbling to Sock, "Hey, you heard that guy claims he's Grand High Emperor Janitor?" and Sock grumbling "yeah" and something about shutting the hell up he was sleeping and Ben going "Guess we should do something about that" and Sock going "yeah, after my nap".
So they get Tony to call in a favor for them and get them an awesome weapon. They fuck off to Janitor's secret lair (the bottom of Sacred Heart, but not near the morgue, because dead bodies are creepy). Then they go back because Ben thought Sock had the weapon and Sock thought Ben had the weapon because it was his job to bring the sandwiches and he couldn't carry both.
Of course, they would end up in the morgue, and Sock would accidentally shoot a few bodies, because he "thought they were moving". Ben scornfully reminded him that they weren't in a horror movie.
Then he shrieked and grabbed Sock like a human shield and cowered behind him because he saw a body moving and he yelled at Sock, "Shoot it, Sock, shoot it!" But Sock was too busy trying to hide behind him. In the resulting struggle as they tried to shove the gun into each others' hands, Ben almost shot Sock in the foot and Sock flailed around slapping at Ben's head.
CKR took the opportunity to sneak away and find someone else to rape. Someone safer. Like Dr. Cox.
They eventually made it to Janitor's secret lair, but it turned out he got bored of ruling the world three days ago and stepped down. THE END.
tl__dr
DAREDEVIL AND JANITOR ARE GOING OUT, BUT FIGHT OFTEN. JANITOR HITS DAREDEVIL A LOT. CKR WITNESSES THIS. HOW DOES CKR REACT?
Seriously? Janitor abusing Matt Murdock?
...Actually, Janitor would think it was hilarious to try to trip Matt and saw almost all the way through his tappy cane and-
Actually, no. He'd only do that to JD. He'd more likely be ridiculously sweet and caring to Matt. Which is probably what they would fight about because damnit Matt doesn't need anyone caring about him.
REGARDLESS, CKR would rape them both. That's just what he does.
Oh shit, this is actually turning out to be a fun meme. :DDDDDDDDDDDD:
kisahawklinBones being investigated by Bones and David Boreanaz's character. (Sorry, I don't actually watch.)
DO I REALLY NEED TO TELL YOU THAT THIS WOULD BE HILARIOUS? Because it would. Booth would see Bones out and about, and be like, "Hey Bones, got the Squint Squad filling in for you at the department meeting today?" and she would have no clue what he was talking about. Booth would just kind of shrug it off as Bones being Bones.
Except, when he brought it up the next day, Bones had no clue what he was talking about. Even Cam backed her up on that they'd been in a meeting all day.
Bones would ask if he was hallucinating from low blood sugar and Booth would get all pissy that she was suggesting he didn't eat enough and that he was hallucinating. He used to be a sniper, damnit, and now he's an FBI agent. He didn't hallucinate. He had seen Bones and he knew it. >:(
All the Squints would exchange looks and Sweets would suggest Booth thought he saw Bones because their working relationship stands in for personal rel-
Booth would cut him off with something defensive and sort of mean, and stomp off.
Eventually, he'd convince Bones to ~investigate~ and there would be lulzy hijinks. Eventually, they'd arrest fake!Bones and question her. At which point it would be revealed that fake!Bones is, in fact... clone!Bones. DUN DUN DUN!
And then there would be clone!sex. Fuck off, it'd be hot. >:( My kink is okay, motherfucker.
Scully moves to Atlantis. What does he/she do there?
They'd bring her on as an autopsy specialist because she'd had previous experience in studying alien biology. And they could use things she learned from the autopsies to, I dunno, defeat the Wraith or something. Shut up, there so would be enough for her to do, okay?? >:(
Sweets gets lost in the Nightside. What happens to him/her?
Sweets would die in the Nightside. Seriously. He'd hail a cab and it'd be one of the cars whose wheels didn't actually turn. He wouldn't notice and he'd get eaten.
Assuming he knew about the Nightside, he'd wander around having fun for a little bit, accidentally almost stumbling into trouble a couple times. Then he'd start getting nervous because he's lost and he's trying to remember things he'd picked up from Booth to protect himself. Then he'd start wishing Bones and Booth were there because they'd make fun of him and ignore him, but they'd make sure he got out alive at least.
Then he'd get eaten by a car.
shadowkittyIf Jules, Ben, Scully and Sweets had superpowers, what powers would they have?
Jules would have super strength. That way it's easier for her to beat up Lassiter and explains why she was so proud of breaking that girl's nose. Plus, Lassiter would be trying to open a jar or something, and Jules would take it from him and pop it easily. Then he'd sulk all day long. Her ability to open things and pick up things he can't would make him feel emasculated all the time and he would complain about it, which would make Jules whallop him even more.
Ben would have something hilariously useless. He'd be able to inventory the Work Bench in one glance or control pigeons or something. Definitely controlling pigeons. And he'd have a pigeon sidekick he carries around in his coat, like the time where the vessel was a dove. Sam would yell at him for letting the pigeons poop in the apartment, and Sock would defend them. And then yell at Ben when a pigeon got caught in his hair (and freak out, of course).
Scully, of course, has x-ray vision that only works on dead bodies. It's sort of a pain, but with the number of bodies Mulder makes her autopsy, it's worth it. When Mulder finds out, he tries to test her, which she is so not down with. So he does things like tries to trick her by giving her a guy in a coma to autopsy. She never does tell him that the reason she knew that guy wasn't dead was that she could see him breathing.
Jesus, Sweets is hard. I dunno, he's an empath which is why he's a good psychologist. I'm trying too hard to come up with a power that makes him perfect for Bones and Booth, and I got nothing.
TOGETHER, THEY FIGHT CRIME!
(Actually, all of them do fight crime, sort of. Weird.)
You are stranded on a desert island with CKR. What happens?
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Because he's CKR, he would think we were in some Canadian film and try to rape me. But oh ho ho I would turn the tables on him and peg the fuck out of him. And then we'd be too busy having sex to try to get off the island. Plus, CKR and his hobo ways are perfect for island life. Maybe I'd eventually get bored of him and make him build a raft or something. Or I'd eat him.
Which number would be most likely to take over the world, and who would be best at stopping them?
WELL OBVIOUSLY DAREDEVIL WOULD TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND IRON MAN WOULD STOP HIM. BY SEXING HIM UP.
Discounting all superheroes - including Pepper - then Janitor would be the one who took over the world. He hired Pyramid Head as his body guard, but then spent so much time trying to make sure PH didn't kill him that he had to fire him. Of course, you can't just fire PH, so he had to have midget!guy and cafeteria!guy take care of him. So, they took him out to a fancy dinner and on a killing spree and bought him hookers and blow.
They weren't very bright.
But then Pyramid Head "took care of them" in the way Janitor meant. But he decided he didn't want to work for buffoons like them, and the sun was too damn bright here anyway, so he fucked off back to Silent Hill. Janitor just figured midget!guy and cafeteria!guy were taking a really long lunch or something.
His new laws would be things like all janitors get three-day weekends, doctors named John Dorian aren't allowed to walk on floors, things like that.
The thing is, no one was taking him seriously. The FBI had better things to do than deal with a harmless crazy guy. CKR was busy being a hobo, Springsteen had concerts to go to and being a fat old man to do. And the Santa Barbara police were too busy dealing with one Shawn Spencer to care about something that wasn't effecting them.
But then, Sock and Ben stood up and said, "This isn't right!"
Or something like that. It wasn't standing up so much as reclining in the hammock section of the Work Bench. And it wasn't saying so much as Ben mumbling to Sock, "Hey, you heard that guy claims he's Grand High Emperor Janitor?" and Sock grumbling "yeah" and something about shutting the hell up he was sleeping and Ben going "Guess we should do something about that" and Sock going "yeah, after my nap".
So they get Tony to call in a favor for them and get them an awesome weapon. They fuck off to Janitor's secret lair (the bottom of Sacred Heart, but not near the morgue, because dead bodies are creepy). Then they go back because Ben thought Sock had the weapon and Sock thought Ben had the weapon because it was his job to bring the sandwiches and he couldn't carry both.
Of course, they would end up in the morgue, and Sock would accidentally shoot a few bodies, because he "thought they were moving". Ben scornfully reminded him that they weren't in a horror movie.
Then he shrieked and grabbed Sock like a human shield and cowered behind him because he saw a body moving and he yelled at Sock, "Shoot it, Sock, shoot it!" But Sock was too busy trying to hide behind him. In the resulting struggle as they tried to shove the gun into each others' hands, Ben almost shot Sock in the foot and Sock flailed around slapping at Ben's head.
CKR took the opportunity to sneak away and find someone else to rape. Someone safer. Like Dr. Cox.
They eventually made it to Janitor's secret lair, but it turned out he got bored of ruling the world three days ago and stepped down. THE END.
tl__drDAREDEVIL AND JANITOR ARE GOING OUT, BUT FIGHT OFTEN. JANITOR HITS DAREDEVIL A LOT. CKR WITNESSES THIS. HOW DOES CKR REACT?
Seriously? Janitor abusing Matt Murdock?
...Actually, Janitor would think it was hilarious to try to trip Matt and saw almost all the way through his tappy cane and-
Actually, no. He'd only do that to JD. He'd more likely be ridiculously sweet and caring to Matt. Which is probably what they would fight about because damnit Matt doesn't need anyone caring about him.
REGARDLESS, CKR would rape them both. That's just what he does.
Oh shit, this is actually turning out to be a fun meme. :DDDDDDDDDDDD:
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