OH GOD LAST ENTRY TODAY I SWEAR

[the_wanlorn]

"How the world works... by me. There once was a good man who lived here. He brushed between meals. (Brushy brush!) He washed behind his ears. (Scrubby scrub!) Did the right thing... As a reward for years of goodness -- bad things happened. Too bad to remember. Bad.

Bad thing led good man away from nice life and swell car into crummy job breaking noses for food. (Noses crunch like cereal. Snap crackle pop) Good man got bad. Snap crackle pop. Snap. Pop. Man runs. Tired of popping. Runs. Runs smack into new life.

Fell in love with good girl in bad skin. (Bad skin trade.) Now lives in middle of the road, but sees second chance with bad skin... Grabs it with both hands. The world rewards his enthusiasm with cancer. (Pop!) No more girl. Man goes from middle of road man to gutter man. Kills often kills well. (Snap neck. Crackle spine. Pop eye.) Bad bad bad. Kill. Then...

...Shining knight in military uniform with bad breath comes to killer man and tells him he can make cancer go away. (Cigars) Can make him into shining knight too. (Knights with cigars and no cancer.) Bad man takes this as a sign. Last chance. Drops bloody bat and grabs on with both hands. Goes to knight school. Flunks.

Now, cancer on the outside to match the inside. Bad and ugly and dying. No. Not dying. Sicko-doc won't let him die. (Stay-Puff doc... press his belly and he laughs) He uses tumor-man in experiments. He pokes and laughs and no one knows. No one knows. (I hear pop and crackle and snap in me) We play games with my skin. Go pop a lot. The world spins, laughing.

Snop.
Packle.
Crop."



OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL MARVEL WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME ;_____; OVER DEADPOOL. This is from the Deadpool & Death annual and... and... and...

I just want to give him a hug and tell him it's okay I'll love him forever I don't care that he's all tumor-y and insane.

Comments

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: poor Deadpool. He does need a hug :(

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: INORITE?? I can't believe how much of a canon woobie Marvel makes him. DO THEY REALIZE WHAT THEY'RE DOING?

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

I think they maybe just like playing kick the Deadpool :(

Looking around lj, there aren't any Deadpool!wives. I thought there were everything!wives. I'm deeply confused.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

Part of me wants to kick them because POOR DEADPOOL. The rest is like YES YES KICK HIM MORE IT MAKES THE HURT/COMFORT EVEN MORE DELICIOUS GOING DOWN.

...You idiot, that's because we're the Deadpool!wives.

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

I was reading #12-14 earlier and he just flips at everyone & DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

But I need other people to lol at!

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

WHAT AM I, CHOPPED LIVER??

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

Lolling at you is so easy, though!

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

I know :(

[straussmonster.livejournal.com]

INORITE?

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

This is the same character that was going boingy boingy boingy earlier. He is ~*~complex~*~

[cyprinella]

HOMG I NEED KITTENS STAT. DDD:

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

LOOK AT HIM ALL CURLED UP IN THE DARK ON HIS BUNK. DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: HE'S SO SAD AND ALONE AND ;____________________________;

[ryuutchi.livejournal.com]

DDDDDD:

I'm gonna go reread Deadpool #1 again, where he's fighting skrulls while wearing a baseball mascot's outfit, because HOMG I cannot deal with sad Deadpool.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

&SKRULLS; Oh man there are so many lulzy fics that could be BECAUSE SKRULLS. Why aren't people writing this shit?? I MEAN, IT'S LIKE BODYSNATCHER OR CLONE FIC, SORT OF. ajsldfj;asdjf;

Yeah, I'm rereading all of Deadpool vol. 1 FROM THE BEGINNING and I totally forgot how lulzy and awesome it was. WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE DDDDDDDDDDDDD:

I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS.

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

I just got finished reading it :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

He quotes the Princess Bride while killing people!

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

INORITE? HE'S BASICALLY THE PERFECT BOYFRIEND.

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OMG

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

LOL after I said that I had this half second where I went "...maybe I shouldn't've said that out loud. OH WAIT, WHO AM I KIDDING, I'M TALKING TO SK."

I leave you with this:

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

IT'S LIKE I RLY RLY SHOULDN'T FIND HIM HOT AT ALL BUT I WOULD HIT THAT SO FUCKING HARD.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

IMFNORITE????

I'd give him a hug first. :( And he'd make fun of me but he'd like it >:(

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

LIKE THE FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD, MEMER.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

LIKE THE FIST OF AN ANGRY ZEUS.