&Fred Astaire;

[the_wanlorn]

WHY CAN'T I BE GINGER ROGERS. :( WHERE'S MY FRED ASTAIRE >:(

So I'm trying to get my starred mails in gmail down (it bothers me when I have over 50, okay, I don't know why, it just does). So here's a bunch of question memes I never replied to.


This one's from orla_fey.

1)If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?

Pizza, man. SINCE YOU KNOW. I BASiCALLY EAT IT ALL DAY EVERY DAY ALREADY. BECAUSE I HAVE NO DESIRE TO BE HEALTH AND NOT DIE OF SCURVY. But shhhhh, don't tell niav or she'll make fun of me when I tell her to eat some goddamn fruit so she doesn't get scurvy.

2)What was your favorite show as a kid?

FRAGGLE ROCK! I have a Fraggle rock T-shirt, and whenever I wear it nearly everyone stops me to talk about what an awesome show it was.

I don't wear it often anymore. D:

3)Are you more of an early bird or a night owl (or afternoon…some other bird?)?

Such a night owl. Oh my god do not talk to me before noon unless you want to be missing limbs.

4)Where would you want to be from if you could choose (other than where you’re actually from)?

LOL WAT. Actually, it would be really cool to be from Antarctica. I mean, if I was from Antarctica I'd be a yeti, I bet! And yetis are damn cool. Also, I wouldn't have a Boston accent, so no one would ever ask me to say Antarctica. Because I'd eat them.

5)If you had a superpower, what would it be?

SO. THIS ONE TIME. I CAME UP WITH A BRILLIANT SUPERPOWER TO HAVE THAT WAS SO MUCH COOLER THAN THE USUAL FLYING AND TELEPETHY AND SHIT.

But then I forgot what it is. So flying.

Comments

[niav.livejournal.com]

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

[gajenx.livejournal.com]

Dude how could not not want to have total Cosmic power like the gold helmet magic guy in the DC universe? His powers are awesome since he can fight Cthulhu and win without loosing a soul. Not to mention he gets awesome costumes and cool underlings.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

Then people would want to bother me to do things for them. If I could fly, then everyone would leave me alone. And if they didn't, I could just fly away!

[gajenx.livejournal.com]

Yeah but that is why he lives in the house thing that is in the middle of the air and the only person who knows the codes to get in other than himself is batman.

Batman we all know bothers no one since he does all his shit alone. And if you had his powers then you could also just explodes the people that asked you to do anything and then fly away and shield yourself from the exploding people parts.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

Batman is too busy brooding to go all the way there.

[gajenx.livejournal.com]

Thus left alone to control total cosmic power and have chess with the old ones or play pong with them.

You so know you want to have that guys powers.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME CHANGE MY POWER.

[gajenx.livejournal.com]

O.k. I will stop making you change your power then.

You just have to know when I'm right is all.

[tl--dr.livejournal.com]

SONG TO MURDER TO

YOU NEVER ANSWERED THAT

ASSHOLE

[tl--dr.livejournal.com]

ps you should read gto with me, ask me why

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

No >:(

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD YOU HAVE A SINGLE TRACK MIND.

OKAY FINE. I WOULD MURDER TO "FURNACE ROOM LULLABY". ARE YOU HAPPY?