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[the_wanlorn]

1. Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
...Obviously. wtf, it's not that gutsy.

2. Would you do meth if it was legal?
No, not meth.

3. Abortion: for or against it?
For. And if you don't think anyone should be allowed to have an abortion, regardless of the medical necessity of it, you're a piece of shit and I'd like to know so I can punch you in the face a couple thousand times.

4. Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
WTF kind of dumb shit question is this? Of course not.

5. Do you believe in the death penalty?
In a perfect world where we can be 100% certain of guilt? Yes. In this world? No.

6. Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Dear christ yes.

7. Are you for or against premarital sex?
For. WTF. How is this at all controversial?

8. Do you believe in God?
I believe in a god, not the Christian ~God~.

9. Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Ohhhh I get it. These questions are only controversial if you're the sort of person who would benefit from being shot. Of course it should be legalized.

10. Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
No. If immigration laws were such a brilliant idea, then they would also be implemented at a state and municipal level.

11. A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
Uh, are the only options keeping it or putting it up for adoption? If she's carried it to term and everything, she should do whatever the hell she wants with it (which equals whatever her parents want, since lol minor).

12. Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
The idea that you can go die for your country but you can't get smashed is fucking ludicrous. So, what, you're mature enough to go kill people, but you're not mature enough to have a drink? You gotta be fucking kidding me.

13. Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Yes.

14. Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
No. That's bullshit coming from a country that values the binary value of life over the quality of life.

15. Do you believe in spanking your children?
Yes.

16. Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Why wouldn't I?

17. Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
I think McCain is an incarnation of satan. Of course Obama will be a better president.

18. Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
No, since these weren't particularly controversial questions, unless you're a racist homophobic classist etc. piece of shit.

Yeah, I said it, and I'll stand by it. Bring it on.


In other news, my love for Sara Sidle remains insanely strong. ♥SARA♥

Comments

[orla-fey.livejournal.com]

I ♥ your answers so hard.

[rionaleonhart]

Do you think the world would fail with a female president?

Dude, I didn't know we were electing the president of the world in November! Why don't I have a vote?

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

sry2say only people that matter (THAT IS TO SAY, LOLMERICANS) get to vote for the world leader. You dirty Brits don't know what's best for you, we do.

[ms-treesap.livejournal.com]

These questions are only controversial if you're the sort of person who would benefit from being shot.

ILU best &hearts

[jamimegan.livejournal.com]

I know a lot of people who would find those questions controversial. That makes me sad, but your answers warm my heart. ♥

[emiweebee.livejournal.com]

"Illegally moving" is now my most favorite missing the doint phrase.