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OH MY GOD BILL'S FACE. WHILE HE IS SEXING UP SOOKIE. HE'S CONCENTRATING SO HARD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh Sookie. DDDDDD: That Gran ran him off just makes me love her EVEN MORE. EVEN. MORE. WHYYYYYYYYYYYY DOES SHE GOTTA BE DEAD. :((((((((( I WANT GRAN BACK.

JASON IS AMAZING. AMAZINGLY STUPID AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Seriously he tries to threaten Lafayette? SERIOUSLY? DUDE LAFAYETTE COULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU ONE HANDED AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. And Lafayette is smart enough not to give the dumb fuck any more V. ILH SO FUCKING MUUUUUUUUUUCH.

BUT LOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL THE SCENE WHERE BILL SHOWS SOOKIE WHERE HE SLEEPS DURING THE DAY. OH GOD IT'S JUST AS LULZY AS I IMAGINED IT WOULD BE, BUT IN A DIFFERENT WAY. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HIS FACE.

Tara taking care of her mum is heartbreaking.

JASON. IS SELLING. GRAN'S. SHIT. OH MY GOD. I FUCKIN' HOPE SOOKIE CHANGES THE LOCKS. GOD COULD I POSSIBLY HATE JASON MORE? I DON'T THINK SO.

♥SAM & TARA♥ UNBOYFRIENDABLE Oh my god is Tara gonna fix up Sam's trailer for him? Or she would, if her mum weren't BUGFUCK CRAZY. I honestly think it would do wonders if Tara would just tie her up for a couple days.

AIDSBURGERS AIDSBURGERS AIDSBURGERS

SOOKIE. YOUR GRAN IS DEAD. YOU CAN NOT JUST BE IN A GOOD MOOD. Randi Sue is creepy with her stare-y eyes and shit.

WHAT. DID SAM. JUST DO. You know, it kind of sucks that's Tara's basically her only friend. And Lafayette's... idek. Not her friend exactly? But, like. YOU KNOW. GOD WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE MAKING ME USE WORDS.

Jason getting glamoured is hilarious and ilit and why can't this happen every episode. I wouldn't want to kill him if he were high and getting glamoured every ep.

OH MY GOD IS BILL GONNA KILL UNCLE BADTOUCH? LOOOOOOOOOOOOL BILL. YOU ARE SO. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

It would be kinda amazing if Tara's mum realy did have a demon inside her. Vampires and werecollies and demons oh my!

DEAD. TRASH. POOL CUE STAKE. BILL NEVER CALLED MALCOLM BACK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I AM VAMPIRE. HEAR ME GLOWER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS EPISODE IS AMAZING.

>:( WHAT THE HELL BILL ALREADY HAS A PHONE??? LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.

Oh Tara, don't be taken in by that crazy crazy lady. :( You don't have a demon inside you, you're just a cranky person, and ilu for it.

IF BILL WENT AND GOT BURNED UP I AM NEVER GONNA FORGIVE THIS SHOW >:(

WERECOLLIE!

I refuse to believe that Bill is dead >:( I mean, forever-dead, since he's already vampire-dead.

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I haven't even watched last week's episode yet :(

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WATCH IT NOW OMG

I was so sad that Bill already had a phone. LOL GOODBYE FIC IDEAS. :(

IIIIIIIIIIMFNORITE???????????????????????????

WTF I don't care, I'm assuming that he got that phone with the help of Sookie >:(

Of course he did. Someone had to go get it from him and show him how chargers work and how the little bars show your reception and the little rectangle shows how much battery life you have left and help him find it the first time he lost it under the floorboards while trying to text a picture to Sookie.

And one time he got angry that he couldn't get it to take a picture so he threw it out the window.

And then needed to call Sookie to come get it for him because it was daylight out. EXCEPT HE COULDN'T BECAUSE HIS PHONE WAS OUTSIDE IN THE GRASS.

"RARRRRRRRGH >:(" he said from under the floorboards.

He does that a lot. :(

Did you notice the books lying on the ground under there? Does this mean he also has a little reading lamp? Just in case his dirt nap isn't working out and he needs something to read.

LOL Y I DID. I was like "Is that a journal? Does that mean he was there and... reading? OH BILL."

I KNEW THE UNCLE WAS A BADTOUCH! UNCLES ARE ALWAYS BADTOUCH!

SRSLY, BB, I CAN ONLY WATCH THIS TRAINWRECK LONGER BECAUSE I SUPERIMPOSE MY VAMPIRE BILL ON THAT BILL, AND AND AND--TOMI ON SOOKIE!

I'M WATCHING IT NOW AND IT ISN'T WORKING. ;_; THOSE ACCENTS D:

A GOLDEN THONG!

I'LL EVEN SHOW MY WIENER ON THE WEBSITE!

DO. NOT. WANT! >:(

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