the_wanlorn | Bones 4x08 WRITE ME FIC

OH YOU GUYS

Every time Bones goes on break, I forget how much I fucking love the show and how goddamn happy it makes me. MY LIPS HURT FROM GRINNING FOR THE WHOLE HOUR.

Also, this episode was amazing. AMAZING ABOUT MY OTP AND GIVING ME IDEAS FOR IT. YES, THAT'S RIGHT. SWEETS DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO INTERACT WITH BONES AND BOOTH FOR ME TO SHIP HIM WITH HIM.

Okay, so. So. A HILARIOUS FIC WOULD BE:

So, Sweets his this thing about ~true love~, right? And so it would be hilarious if Booth found out and started making fun of him for it. And Bones is like "lol true love >:( Sweets it is a chemical blah blah blah" And Sweets is all ":| NOT FUNNY GUYS"

MEANWHILE he is all ~conflicted~ because he has the hots of Bones AND Booth and he thinks it's srsbzns hots. EXCEPT. YOU CAN'T HAVE MORE THAN ONE TRUE LOVE. WOE.

And then Bones and Booth sex him up and he is all angsty because his dream of true love is clearly false. AND. AND. BONES AND BOOTH FIND OUT. AND MAKE FUN OF HIM FOREVER FOR HIS ANGST. And Bones points out that if he thinks of them as a unit then he can still hold on to his preconceived notions of blah blah blah.

AND BOOTH IS TOTALLY WICKED UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE WHOLE THING because while gay ladies are okay, gay men are not and he is not gay but oh lol Booth you love Sweets so get over yourself and stop being a sexist homophobe. PLUS THIS WHOLE TRUE LOVE THING IS JUST NOT HIS THING. ESPECIALLY THE LOVE PART. BECAUSE HE LOVES BONES AND YOU CAN'T SHARE LOVE.

And Bones and Sweets make lots of fun of him because lol. AND BONES, OF COURSE, IS JUST LIKE :D :D :D WITH THE WHOLE SITUATION BECAUSE SHE LOVES THEM BOTH AND IT IS A+. Besides, making fun of Sweets is enjoyable.

YOU KNOW YOU WANT THIS FIC.

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I DO. \o/

Seriously, it is already canon that Bones would be poly! It is! She would have no problems with this. And Bones and Booth talking at the end, all "IT WOULD NEVER LAST."

Though I am a total pairing slut, so canon femslash for Angela? Made me go \o/ especially that cute little conversation that indicated Brennan kind of wished she could be a lesbian for Angela and Angela totally accepted that Brennan couldn't and I wanted to squish them with glee.

I really need to see the rest of season three, but I was spoiled on Zach and didn't want my squishy little heart broken. :< But now I can, because of spoilers from earlier this season! I am so excited about that. And I have also found out that Aja and everyone else who told me I would adore Sweets are totally right, because he is definitely adorable.

. . . Except I do miss Angela and Hodgins. ;_; THEY WERE SO CUTE.

So yes, this comment, all over the place.

But it all comes back to: YOU SHOULD TOTALLY WRITE IT, BECAUSE IT WOULD BE AWESOME.

I know!! I have a post brewing somewhere about how the way they treated her polyness in that episode made me uncomfortable, but idk where it went.

SERIOUSLY. EVERYTHING ABOUT ANGELA THIS EPISODE WAS AWESOME.

Sweets is amazing. I am completely in love with him. If he ever leaves the show I will cry and cry and cry. He's just so fucking adorkable. Have you seen the episode where they go to pottery class with him? (THEY OBVIOUSLY MEANING BONES AND BOOTH) GOD I LOVE THAT EPISODE. HE JUST WANTS TO BE THEIR BFF MAN. MAYBE WITH SOME SEX ON THE SIDE. I just... basically, my brain has been so consumed with how awesome a triad would be that I can't even see him in a scene without going "Awwwwwwwwww he totally wants Bones and Booth". EVEN IF THE SCENE ISN'T ABOUT THEM.

I mean, come on, he's basically dating a younger version of Bones. Because that is totally what I imagine her being like when she was younger, you know? But about anthropology. Not geeky stuff.

Basically, the show would make my day if they 1) made Bones/Booth/Sweets canon, and 2) REMADE ANGELA/HODGINS CANON. >:( I'M STILL PISSED OVER THEM BREAKING UP WTFFFFFFFFFFF THEY WERE SO ADORABLE AND PERFECT AND AND AND ;________;

I keep saying I'm going to write this fic (or any of the other epic threesome fics I have planned for the three of them in my head) but then I never do. Because I want someone else to write it for me. ;___; MY LIFE; SO HARD

I would love to read that post.

AND I TOTALLY AGREE. ANGELA JUST ROCKED THIS EP SO HARD. WHEN SHE QUOTED SWEETS BACK AT HIM LATER HAD ME ALL <3 <3 <3

I haven't gotten to see that ep yet. I've seen like two episodes of season three. :< But now I feel good enough about this season that I feel up to seeing it, because I can re-watch the season four ep where Zach confesses that while he was totally brainwashed, that didn't mean he actually killed someone. Plus he regained some of his hand use! Though I'm still not looking forward to seeing what leads to that. :< BUT NOW I HAVE MORE SWEETS TO LOOK FORWARD TO.

I would love more Angela/Hodgins/Zach, too. *waves hands* I'm not sure what it is about this fandom and OT3s, but it would be perfect and awesome and adorable. Though, uh, there are many more problems with it now than mid-season two. STILL. I LOVE IT AND I DON'T CARE. ;_; I'm hoping that at some point they realize how bad an idea Angela and Hodgins breaking up was and find some way to get Zach discharged without lots of jail time. Every time I see him in an episode I flail my hands and my heart breaks a little.

IF YOU WRITE IT, THEN OTHERS WILL LOOK AND BE TEMPTED. WRITE IT. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

It's basically just a very long way of saying "The two-boyfriends situation was played off as lulzy but lol no"

Season three is honestly AMAZING up until the very end where it breaks our hearts. There are just so many moments of Bones and Booth being mean to Sweets and him making this hilarious "WHY DON'T THEY LOVE MEEEEEEEE" face. Like, when they break up with him (AS THEIR SHRINK, I MEAN), he is so sad and he ends up manufacturing an excuse to keep seeing them. IT'S AMAZING. GOD I FUCKING LOVE IT.

Oh man, were you the one who I was talking about Angela/Hodgins/Zach with before? BECAUSE MFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. Oh god it would be amazing and adorable and Angela would try to teach Zach how to be more "normal" and Hodgins would just be Hodgins and basically I'm certain this is canon anyway. And like Zach would go to Booth for advice, right, and Booth would just be even more horrified than he usually is when Zach asks him for advice because 1) threesomes, 2) guy guy sex, 3) Zach talking about the hierarchical structure of the military mimicing ancient Greek blah blah and thus creating an opportunity for no consequence homosexual experimentation blah so of course he assumed Booth would have more experience than him. Plus, he's heard stories.

I'm convinced, too, that they're going to figure out how to bring Zach back in a somewhat believable way (believable enough for TV, I mean) because I just can't stand the thought of him never being back D: I was so fucking upset when he went off to Iraq, and so ecstatic when he came back, that I'm convinced they're going to be doing the same thing again.

(Also, did you notice how the grad student who replaced him then was the same one who was trying out for his spot at the start of this season? At least, I think he was.)

BASICALLY, YES, I LOVE THIS SHOW AND ITS AWESOME OT3S. And I would write both of these, but Bones and Zach are terribly intimidating to write because they relate everything to anthropology and I know nothing about anthropology.

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