the_wanlorn | True Blood 1x10

LOL WERECOLLIE.

Mostly, though, I want to talk abot Bill's shower and how amazing it is. You guys. I must have Bill's shower. LOOK AT IT. IT'S ALL. AMAZING. WANT.

Seriously, though. WERECOLLIE. Now Sam is going to know how Bill felt! WERECOLLIE.

Seriously, though, if Angelica whatsherface takes away all of Tara's awesome I am going to be so angry you have no idea.

Why halo thar vampire captive. Lady, you are a shithead and a terrbile person, so don't try to get all morally superior on the vampire. Asshole. God I hate you. YOU ARE LIKE LILA. YOU ARE JUST LIKE LILA. GOD FIRST YOU SEEMED AMUSING AND FUN BUT NOW YOU'RE JUST A SHITHEAD ASSHOLE. I hope Jason kills you the way Dexter killed Lila.

NO, SAM, NO. YOU ARE NOT A SHIFTER. YOU ARE A WERECOLLIE. WERECOLLIE. WERECOLLIE. If I were Sam, I would turn into a bird and practice flying all the time.

GOD I LOVE SOOKIE AND HER QUESTIONS. LOOK AT HER. AND SAM'S GETTING ALL BUTTHURT OVER BEING CALLED A WEREWOLF. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WEREWOLVES ARE DANGEROUS NASTY CREATURES. Time to quote Shakespeare, Sam.

OH MY GOOD SOOKIE YOU ARE, LIKE. RACIST AGAINST SHIFTERS. YOU WERE ALL "OH SWEET A VAMPIRE" AND NOW YOU'RE LIKE "D: OH GOD NO A SHAPESHIFTER LET ME FREAK OUT". THAT IS NOT NICE SOOKIE.

DON'T YOU DARE TAKE AWAY TARA'S ANGER YOU FREAKISH OLD LADY. DON'T TAKE AWAY BABBY TARA.

NO TARA NOOOOOOOOOO THIS WHOLE THING IS LAME AND I HATE IT AND SHUT UP TARA'S MOMMA. LAME. >:(

I guess this is like how, in Supernatural, I hate any and all sign that Sam is actually, you know, capable of living a non-codependent life and the like. LOOK HEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS ARE JUST LAME OKAY.

TERRY'S FACE IS HILARIOUS HE'S GOT THIS WHOLE "SOOKIE WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME AND BEING NICE TO ME WEIRDO" FACE. AHAHAHAHAHAHA. AND TERRY KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT ARLENE IS TALKING ABOUT. GOD I LOVE HIM. DEBUTANTE BALL. OH TERRY WHY WHY WHY ARE YOU NOT IN MORE OF THESE SCENES.

Oh my god crawdads oh my god D: YOU GUYS OKAY YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS. THIS IS AMAZING. AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING. OH MISS JANETTE. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING. THIS IS AMAZING AND WONDERFUL AND PERFECT AND HELLO I LOVE THIS GODDAMN SHOW SO MUCH. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH TARA YOU ARE SUCH A DUMBASS BUT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THAT.

Oh my god show no. No. Don't you. Do not you make me ship Sookie/Terry. SERIOUSLY. I WILL HIT YOU. I NEED TO, LIKE. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T YOU BE MEAN TO TERRY BY SAYING THAT YOU WISH BILL WERE HERE. >:(

Oh my god hilarious vampire court. HILARIOUS. VAMPIRE. COURT. This is actually. You guys. This is amazing. The judge (IDEK WHAT TO REALLY CALL HIM) oh he's a magistrate. AHAHAHAHAHAH ERIC IS A SHERRIFF. YOU GUYS. ERIC IS A SHERIFF. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAYBE HIM AND ANDY CAN GET TOGETHER AND god where do I recognize the magistrate from? >:(

LIKE PART OF THE FAMILY. Jason you and Amy are both one creepy motherfucker. Because you're not creepy on your own, you're just stupid and lame. But with her, eeeeeeeeeevil.

&RENE; I love him so much. So fucking much. I love him. I don't want. I love him. You guys. :(

SOOKIE DANCING WITH SAM BUT NOT TALKING TO HIM IS HILARIOUS. LOOK AT HER. Also how is that he's a shapeshifter the most important thing about him? That's... no. That's like saying that I'm a girl is the most important thing about me. >:(

OH GOD CRAWDADS AGAIN DDDDDD: No seriously, I can not stand anything that looks like a... a... a monster. Shrimp is okay to eat because when you fry it it gets all peeled and doesn't look creepy anymore. CRAWDADS ARE NOT FOR EATING. LOBSTER? ALSO NOT FOR EATING UNLESS IT'S, YOU KNOW, DESHELLED AND SHIT.

Stop being faily, Rene. Jesus. Now I just want to hit you. :(

&HOYT; YOU MAMA'S BOY YOU.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH BILL, THAT IS NOT HOW THE LAW WORKS, EVEN IN VAMPIRE COURT. Although this whole bringing Eric into it is rather clever. I will give him that. And now you are all bringing politics into your damned AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HE WAS TRAINED IN THE INQUISITION. AMAZING. BACK YOUR SHIT DOWN. AHAHAHAHAHA YOU GUYS HOW AMAZING IS THIS SHOW. HOW. AMAZING.

Wait, is this how they're going to get rid of Bill so that douchebag Eric can swoop in and court Sookie? Because that is not okay. >:( Also, I like how the usual sentence is cribbed off an LKH punishment. And by "cribbed off of" I mean "the same as" although she probably came up with it independently because lol LKH.

Oh my god, did Sam's parents just... move away while he was out? His adoptive parents, I mean? Seriously? YOU GUYS I WILL NEVER STOP LOLING.

SHE WANTS YOU TO BE HER BOYFRIEND, SAM. OBVIOUSLY. JEEZ.

STILL LOVING THE VAMPIRE COURT. IT IS HILARIOUS AND AMAZING AND DISGUSTING AND WONDERFUL. OH BILL. YOU WILL GO WILLINGLY TO COFFIN INSTEAD OF KILLING THE GIRL.

I honestly love the magistrate, though. He's wonderful. I mean, a wonderful bad guy, but wonderful nonetheless.

OH NO THE LIGHTS WENT OUT. WHATEVER WILL HAPPEN?

GODDAMN YOU CRAZY PERSON WHAT THE FUCK. WHY DID YOU KILL THE NICE VAMPIRE.

Oh Bill, just kill the lady. She's clearly gone crazy and it will be a mercy. DOES THINKING HE SHOULD KILL HER MAKE ME A SOCIOPATH?

Oh my god he's going to turn her into a vampire. Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing show. AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING. ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE YOUR GOOD GUY INTO A SOMEWHAT BAD GUY? I WOULD TOTALLY BE OKAY WITH THAT BTW.

GOD I LOVE THE MAGISTRATE. IS THAT WHAT HE'S EVEN SAYING? IS IT MAGISTER OR SOMETHING? I can't really tell but I love him so much.

LOL BILL. YOU HILARIOUS RAWRS ARE SO HILARIOUS. I LOVE HOW MANY DIFFERENT ONES YOU HAVE.

PS: Was that Jace whatshisface playing at Arlene's party? Because that would've been kind of awesome, also I am in love with whoever the band was anyway. THEY HAD AN ACCORDION.

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No, that is seriously what this show is.

YES IT DID >:(

>:( SHUT UP IT TOTALLY MADE SENSE OKAY.

TERRY IS A VETERAN >:(

>:(

OH BILL. ;_;

I AM EXCITEDLY WAITING THE LOLZ THAT WILL COME FROM THE AFTERMATH OF HIM FEEDING ON A REAL LIVE HUMAN.

Also, I need your help maybe but I ~can't talk about it here~ BRB EMAILING YOU.

IDEK. You know what's going to happen, right? He's going to feel so fucking guilty about turning this poor girl into a vampire that he'll take her home with him to look after her and Sookie will be all SHUT THE FUCK UP WHAT and it will be generally hysterical/awful.

MSG RECEIVED AND VOLLEYED. \o/

OH GOD NO YOU'RE RIGHT. NOOOOOOOOOO I WANT LOLZ NOT NOT NOT NOT THAT D: D: D: D:

AND THEN LORENA OR WHATEVER HER NAME IS WILL SHOW UP AND BILL WILL BE LIKE, "OH HAY SOOKIE HERE'S MY WIFE AND KID, BASICALLY" AND SOOKIE WILL BE LIKE, "LOL BAGGAGE! DIRT!SEX IS NOT WORTH THIS, SRY2SAY" AND TAKE OFF.

NOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo

AMAZING

I MUST MAKE MYSELF THE FIRST.

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