Comon Sense Things Everyone Knows But Me

[the_wanlorn]

1) You can't just make up a candy recipe
2) Especially if it's for fudge
3) Especially for penuch fudge
4) Especially if you expect it to be perfect on the first trie
5) You can't substitute water for milk in candy
6) No really
7) No, stop it just defrost some more milk you moron

No, I don't freeze my eggs >:(

Comments

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

I don't think I'm supposed to walk away from this post thinking "OM NOM NOM CANDY"

But I am.

Sure, it's not perfect, but CANDY. :D?

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

It pretty much tastes right!! It's just... not fudgey.

[onyx-noir.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmm fudge.

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

You freeze milk?

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

HAVEN'T WE HAD THIS CONVERSATION BEFORE

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

Possibly. Although now it sounds like it would make an awesome ice lolly.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

lololol I'm allergic to casein, there's less casein in goat milk, I like buying locally, so I get a share in a goat herd. Which means anywhere from 1 to 2 gallons of goat milk a week during the summer and fall, which is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay more than I can consume. Since I can't afford the stuff to make cheese, I freeze it!

I've discovered it's actually an excellent way to get the cream out of the goat milk. :D :D :D

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

See, I've milked goats, and ino exactly how often they pee in the bucket so I can't drink goats milk anymore.

[cyprinella]

...that is completely brilliant. I should do this! I use soy for my day to day but having real milk available would be A+!

[maddeinin.livejournal.com]

Freezing eggs is far more reasonable than freezing milk. Also, I WANT FUDGE NOW.

HOWEVER, I have tons of lulzy chocolates (STRAWBERRY-PEPPER, WTF IS RONG WITH YOU, SWISS PEOPLE) so I don't care.

P.S. do you want to watch this (http://www.jigsawlounge.co.uk/film/pearlsandpigs.html), this (http://www.variety.com/index.asp?layout=festivals&jump=review&id=2478&reviewid=VE1117933034&cs=1&p=0) or this (http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080717/REVIEWS/142529822/1023) with me sometime next week if I can find subtitles for you? I haven't seen any of them, so I have no idea how awful they are.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

I WILL WATCH ALL THREE

[maddeinin.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE A BRAVE WOMAN. I will start with the Pigs and Pearls one, as it seems least like something that would make you want to slit your wrists. Also Jimi Pääkallo is a hilarious rl rock star.

[unlovablehands.livejournal.com]

DON'T LIE, EGG FREEZER.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

EGGS NEVER GO BAD; WHY WOULD YOU FREEZE THEM???

[cornfields.livejournal.com]

... :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

[ms-treesap.livejournal.com]

Lol one 'm'.

[everysecondtues.livejournal.com]

When I was ten I tried making pancakes from scratch the first time . . . without a recipe. Even our dogs wouldn't eat them.

. . . I miss fudge ;__;

[soleta.livejournal.com]

om nom nom comon sense :D

[bribitribbit.livejournal.com]

WHY DO YOU FREEZE MILK? It melts and turns all watery!

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

You just have to stir the cream back in!

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

Also, I freeze it because I can't use it all up before it goes bad.

[cornfields.livejournal.com]

LOL OH BB. :(

BTW, I'VE FOUND THAT NONFAT DRY MILK WORKS JUST AS WELL AS NORMAL MILK, AND IT'S SUPER CHEAP! AND YOU ONLY MAKE WHAT YOU NEED! AND IT KEEPS FOREVER!

[cornfields.livejournal.com]

Shit. Once again, I forgot you're allergic to cow's milk. NEVARMIND. IGNORE ME.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

lolololol I can get powdered goat milk, though! I actually have a tub of it in the freezer, because it's whole milk.

...SHIT I HAVE A TUB OF IT IN THE FREEZER >:( I COULD'VE JUST

SDJFKA;ASL;DJFKL;ASJDKLF;JASKL;DJ;AKLSDF;LA

[cornfields.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOLOL! <3333333333333333333333333

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

I AM SO CROSS WITH MYSELF YOU HAVE NO IDEA


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[cuddlesquid.livejournal.com]

WHAT IS THIS PENUCH FUDGE OF WHICH YOU SPEAK

the great thing about fudge though is that somebody will always eat it. Always. This is why the entire Outer Banks still has a thriving tourist trade :D

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

It's fudge made of brown sugar!