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BOO-YEAH

WHO HAS TWO THUMBS AND JUST WROTE PORN FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER?

THIS GIRL!
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[identity profile] tl--dr.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
FUCKING AWESOME GO YOUUUUUUU

what's it for tell me more >:DD

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
lol for my nano. Gadget Girl pegs the fuck out of her superhero.

HER SUPERHERO BECAUSE SHE IS THE SIDEKICK. NOT BECAUSE OF THE CREEPY WAY THAT SOUNDED.

[identity profile] tl--dr.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
so much fuck yeahhhhhhhhh

I'M LOLING AT THE IDEA OF YOU WRITE A FIC ABOUT A STALKER THOUGH (i'd read it) :')

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
INO YOU WOULD. I am so weirded out at the idea of people I know reading porn I wrote. D: D: D: D: D: D: D:

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)


And where is my comment telling me how awesome I am >:(

[identity profile] soleta.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
AND I'M PRETTY SURE ANGEL READ IT TOO

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't do that after reading my porn. D: D: D:

[identity profile] tl--dr.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
loling so hard

[identity profile] cornfields.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
:DDDDDDDDDDD:

[identity profile] tl--dr.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
NEXT TIME I VISIT WE SHOULD DO SPOKEN PORN AND RECORD IT AS PODCASTS. I'M SURE IT WON'T BE TOTALLY AWKWARD OR UNLISTENABLE OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT AT ALL, NOPE! :D :D

[identity profile] tl--dr.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I KNEW YOU'D AGREE IT WOULDN'T BE AWKWARD OR UNLISTENABLE :') I'M GLAD WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE HERE. OUR FRIENDSHIP REALLY CAN'T BE REPLACED, DON'T YOU THINK?

[identity profile] tl--dr.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I phrased it so you could just say "NOT AT ALL" or something and keep the joke going, that set-up was perfect man, why'd you have to ruin it god Image

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
BECAUSE I AM SO CREEPED OUT AT THAT IDEA.

[identity profile] tl--dr.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, way to place your own comfort over a good joke >:( SELFISH ASSHOLE IHU2

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
WHATEVER MAN MY COMFORT > ANY JOKE

[identity profile] sadface.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
CONGRATULATIONS TO YOUR FATHER. \o/

..why yes, today I am communicating entirely in memeisms.

LOL UNIMAGINATIVE FATTY

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
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[identity profile] inkdot.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
TIP TIPS OGTFO.


:D

STEP ONE:

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't think about it otherwise you will just feel UTTERLY RIDICULOUS.

Re: STEP ONE:

[identity profile] inkdot.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously. If I'm writing it I get all awkward and juvenile about it, and that's before contemplating the thought of anyone else reading it.

The one scene in my current work-in-progress is seriously like, "and they were like, kissing and making out and stuff, yeah, and it was AWESOME FADE TO BLACK."

Re: STEP ONE:

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude I've written fics that end with "AND THEN THEY DONE HAD SEX".

Re: STEP ONE:

[identity profile] inkdot.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT OKAY.
ishie: (Default)

Re: STEP ONE:

[personal profile] ishie 2009-01-04 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Y HALO THAR ME.

I wrote, like, NINE WORDS OF SEX and was so weirded out by the whole thing that I wanted to just delete the whole thing and start a nice new "and then they had cake!" fic.

Re: STEP ONE:

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
ILALL AND THEN THEY HAD CAKE FICS
ishie: (Default)

Re: STEP ONE:

[personal profile] ishie 2009-01-04 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
ONLY IF THERE'S BUTTERCREAM FROSTING. I have standards, okay?

Re: STEP ONE:

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
None of that whipped cream shit.
ishie: (Default)

Re: STEP ONE:

[personal profile] ishie 2009-01-04 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
WHIPPY = OF THE DEVIL.

It says so right there in the OED. TRUFAX, I SWEAR.

Re: STEP ONE:

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
NEXT TO THE ENTRY FOR "DEVIL" YOU FIND THE FOLLOWING PHOTO:

Image
ishie: (Default)

Re: STEP ONE:

[personal profile] ishie 2009-01-04 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
loling so hard

[identity profile] rapunzelita.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
LEAVE THE THUMBS ALONE THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT

Also what I am more and more alone in my nonpornyness every minute woe

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I've seriously written fics for people before that just say "And then they done had sex THE END" at the end.

[identity profile] cornfields.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
DID YOUR PORN INVOLVE A BOX WITH A HOLE AND SOME JUNK IN IT?

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
LOLOLOLOLOL NNNNNNN
ishie: (rl // y/y?)

[personal profile] ishie 2009-01-04 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
\o/

[identity profile] gajenx.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Congrats on your way to becoming the worlds Bestest Porn Mistress!

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
*\o/*

[identity profile] thankyouturtle.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
1. EXCERPT EXCERPTS OGTFO
2. ???????
3. PROFIT!

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
NO WAY MAN NO WAY.

[identity profile] kisurathegreat.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Woohoo! Porn!

(which I can NOT write to save my life. am mildly amused by the thought of Circumstances Dire where ZOMG-PRON!skillz would defeat the foul foe.)

Sent beta over.

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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