New Avengers #49

[the_wanlorn]

Oh god, I want hilarious babbyfic for this fandom so fucking bad, and there isn't any. All I want is, like, Peter having to babysit Danielle and there to be hijinks and him calling Danny in a panic being all "HELP ME D:" and Danny loling at him for not wanting to call MJ because MJ would never let him live it down that he couldn't handle a babby and then refusing to come help and it would just be hilarious okay.

He would web her to the ceiling or something. ACCIDENTALLY.

COME ON YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.

Also, there is nothing more hilarious than Iron Patriot. IT'S THE ILLEGITIMATE LOVECHILD OF IRON MAN AND CAPTAIN AMERICA AND IT'S HILARIOUS. I hope there are hijinks before they take Osborn out, I really do.

Comments

[ranga.livejournal.com]

WOW YOU ARE POASTY TODAY. Also, that scan is fucking adorable and has reminded me that I haven't read new avengers since civil war shenanigans started. :(

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

It's only two posts!!! And one of them was so that lurkers could come out of the woodwork and congratulate me on how awesome my new layout is.

[ranga.livejournal.com]

Here is a historically accurate re-creation of my inbox the way it looked when I woke up this morning afternoon:

Your layout is pretty awesome though! Is it ~custom~ or one of LJ's fancypants setups? CSS is an impenetrable mystery to me.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

YOU WILL NOTICE OKAY. THAT THREE OF THOSE POSTS ARE FROM LAST NIGHT. >:(

(lolololololololol)

It's custom! grrliz made it. :D I couldn't find a steampunk one, so I decided on the next best thing.

[ryuutchi.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. LUKE CAGE IS THE BEST DADDY AND PETER AND BUCKY NEED TO TRY AND BABYSIT. :DDDDDD

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

BUCKY DIDN'T KNOW THERE WERE GOING TO BE BABBIES INVOLVED WHEN HE OFFERED TO LET THEM STAY AT HIS APARTMENT!!

[ryuutchi.livejournal.com]

AND NOW THERE ARE AND HE NEEDS TO BE A FAIL!UNCLE.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

OH GOD HE WOULD BE THE MOST AMAZING FAIL!UNCLE EVER. "What do you mean I can't let her play with my gun? The safety's on!"

[ryuutchi.livejournal.com]

THIS NEEDS TO BE WRITTEN! WHY DOESN'T IT EXIST?

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

*POINTED LOOK*

[ryuutchi.livejournal.com]

D: NNNNN. LET'S JUST BLACKMAIL GAIL SIMONE OR SOMETHING.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

>:)

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

ILU both.

[shadowkitty.livejournal.com]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD