The Wanlorn (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
the_wanlorn) wrote2004-11-24 03:31 pm
the_wanlorn) wrote2004-11-24 03:31 pm
Entry tags:
Convo exemplifying my storytelling skillz
Me: Did you know that batrachomyomachia is a real word? It: of course! Me: Liar! It: how dare you! Me: What's it mean then? Me: Eh? Me: Eh? It: why should i tell you??? Me: To prove that you're not a liar!! It: ha! It: if you called me a liar It: nothing i do will change your mind Me: Stop buying yourself time to look it up on dictionary.com - I know you lie!! Me: Liar McLieFace!! It: hahahah It: you are a liar! Me: Am not! It: you are! Me: Nuh uh!! It: we are having a batrachomyomachia right now! It: there! Me: LIAR! It: you! It: are! It: a! It: liar! Me: I Me: so Me: am Me: not Me: !!!! It: you are sooo high Me: Looks who's talking! It: i don't even smoke! Me: And I do? It: yes! It: i've seen you! Me: WHen?! It: a long long time ago Me: In a galaxy far far away? It: yes1 It: ! Me: I can explain that!1!!!one!!! It: you shot greedo! Me: He looked at me funny!! It: still, i have proof It: so there Me: It was my evil twin Me: Thus not my fault It: why have you never mentioned this twin before? Me: I try not to think about it. Me: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. I discovered I had an Evil Twin and was mentally traumatized and scarred for life. It: i never knew Me: Yes, well, it's the kind of thing you supress. It: how could i have been so insenstivie Me: I think being short has something to do with it. It: why would your being short have anything to do with it? Me: No! You being short! Makes you insensitive! Me: Silly little short man. :-P It: are you projecting? It: your shortness on me? Me: No, cuz my projector light is broke so it doesn't work :-( It: why would you have a projector? Me: It was a gift from a homeless man It: you mean you stole it from a homeless man Me: He wasn't looking. It was fair game. It: and now you've broken it Me: It was broken when he gave it to me. It: we just agreed you stole it Me: That was a miscommunication. Me: It was a present when I graduated from Street Bum to Homeless Girl. Me: It was a sucky present since it was broken. It: you should have asked for deodarant instead. Me: I wasn't thinking clearly at the time. It: are you ever? Me: There was the one time in Bangladesh... It: there are tigers there Me: Yes. Me: And I thought to myself (very clearly) "There are tigers here. I should go home." It: not a bad thought to have in bangledesh. Me: Not a bad thought at all. Me: Of course, immediately afterwards my right pinky toe got eaten by a tiger. It: they like pinkies It: specially from bum girls Me: So I discovered. Me: But then I sacrificed my guide to its heathen god Me: And it let me escape. It: was it a sherpa? Me: It was. Me: I rode my alpaca out of there like there was a mutant toad after me. It: theyre good guides. Me: They also make good sacrifices. It: makes sense Me: But then the alpaca got eaten by a wild mountain goat. It: goats eat alpacas? Me: Wild mountain goats do. Me: Especially when they're running through urban Bangladesh. It: i never knew It: you're a fountain of knowledge Me: Aren't I? It: no you're not Me: It's not my fault the aquifer dried up! Me: *artesian well Me: Why do I always think of hte right word after I send the message? Me: well = fountain It: thank y ou It: i would have never guessed Me: I know, which is why I thoughtfully provided you with the right word. ;-) It: ha ha Me: Come on, doesn't this look like it would eat an llama? http://www.northrup.org/Photos/goat/low/mountain-goat.jpg It: looks like it oculd tear me a new asshole Me: SEE! It: not eat somebody though Me: Not a person Me: A llama Me: Wait, I think I said alpaca before. It: or a llama It: which is bigger than ap erson Me: Not if you get a baby one! It: you are insane Me: Just tired. Me: There's a snakk difference Me: small It: snakk i'd say Twenty bucks if you can guess who It is. |
no subject
(Anonymous) 2004-11-25 05:21 am (UTC)(link)--Lando