Fuck holidays

[the_wanlorn]

I knew I was wrong. I knew I was as wrong as wrong could possibly fucking be. The stuffing wasn't as good as it usually is. I had one serving and I usually have six. The rolls were sort of gross and cold. Once again, one to the usual three or four. The turkey was dry and ickier than usual. We ate off plastic plates. We served ourselves out of the pots and pans. We cut our meat with butter knives. No dishes, no china, no nothing. Mum never put out the turkey candles. The four of us ate in relative silence and then split off to go back to doing our own thing. This wasn't a holiday. This was just a big dinner. I want to move out and make my own Thanksgiving traditions. I want to live in a house or apartment or someplace with a kitchen and have all my friends over for a Thanksgiving feast that I make. With drinks in actual glasses, no plastic cups. In real dishes, nice dishes. With pies and stuffing and cookies and pudding and squash and mashed potatoes and cheesecake and turkey (don't you love how turkey's all the way down here?) and all that good stuff. Cuz you know what? I can bake and I can cook (maybe not as well as I bake, but I still have the ability). And all you assholes who tell me different can shove the fuck off. It was a dissapointing day and it's not over yet.

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[quix0te.livejournal.com]

[piratezim.livejournal.com]

that sounds shitty. PLASTIC PLATES? WHAT THE HELL.

i fried a turkey today. it was my first time. fried turkey == god.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

IT WAS SHITTY! Nire MAD!

Did it come out good? Or was it like god in that it taketh life away?

[piratezim.livejournal.com]

it was fuckin sweet except i cooked it 4 minutes too long and it got drier than usual. Usually its impossibly juicy

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

Oooooo that sounds yummy!!!! Er, the impossibly juicy, not the drier than usual. :-P

A depressing comment for a depressing person

[(Anonymous)]

Some things to think about on this grateful holiday:
-Be grateful you have something to eat
-Be grateful you have something to eat off
-Be grateful you have someplace to eat
-Be grateful you can eat with the
people you love (if you dont
love your family, you got some issues)
Side Note: Why are you so depressing when your life is really not that bad? I am sure you argue with your parents cuz they dont let you go to that concert or smoke weed.. but you will get over it.. trust me.. You will probably with your other depressing friends throw out this comment and be angry and cut yourself.. but im sorry for that.. and dont cut yourself cuz its just moronic..and youre hurting more people than yourself when you do that.. and if thats what you want.. you really are depressing

Have a great Thanksgiving! and be grateful there are still jackasses like me to put you in your depressing place

Re: A depressing comment for a depressing person

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

B-B-But I like my weed!!

Happy Thanksgiving, Anonymous

[xbrokemywingsx.livejournal.com]

Re: A depressing comment for a depressing person

[piratezim.livejournal.com]

LET JESUS INTO YOUR LIVES!!!!!

Re: A depressing comment for a depressing person

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

How come there wasn't a pamphlet this time?

Re: A depressing comment for a depressing person

[piratezim.livejournal.com]

i gave my last one to an orphan boy with no legs. Clearly, if he had had the healing power of jesus, he would not have lost his legs and his parents to that child molesting serial killer.

[vicki-thecute.livejournal.com]

We ate dinner off the floor, on plastic plates....but at least the food was good....we did use butter knives though

Sorry your Thanksgiving was so sucky, Nire

(((Nire!!!)))

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

It's okay. Next year (or the year after) will be totally SUPER ROCKIN AWESOME. Went shopping today and spent half the time in the baking department with my friends (cuz we all bake) and checking out stuff and it was fun. :-D

{{{Vicki!}}}