Fuckin Insane

[the_wanlorn]

Random Snippits of Conversation from tonight while watching Hildago: :: Strange sqeeking noise from B :: N: what was that? B: the supporting fact for your agrument paper on vacation and sleep and the corelation between the two" How do Elephants mate? They don't have knees! Do elephants even have penises? B: Holy Fuck!!! the moon just turned on! N: hookah, hookah, hookah... N: stupid white man, stupid, stupid white man ...conversation on best way to cut off a penis... B: why do they need tongs to cut off his penis? its not like its an arm and he can move it out of the way! N: maybe its so there's less mess B: why he just hold it with his hands? why the tongs? N: less mess if your not holding it...u know its further away from the spurting blood...and ew who would want to hold a penis B: we're expected to N: well its different when its your own B: since when do we own the penises?? B: So find the girl and save your penis Movie: Rescue my daughter and you will be forgiven B: Yeah, basically the same thing Movie: Try to escape and you wont' reach teh gates of Jorden with your head N: yeah HEAD N: Did he just waste a whole day to save the chick? B: well it was either waste a day or lose his penis N: She's beautiful, yeah beautiful like a fugly mama N: those are sooo CG locus B: How could you find a bunch of locus and teach them to swarm in unison? N: ew its a bug! he can't eat that :: man eats bug :: Movie: Not too bad after the legs N: the horse can't eat the loc... :: horse eats locus :: B: I love how he calls for the horse like its a bitch or whore or lover or something N: Dude, they're men alone in the dessert...I didn't just say that N: don't die horsey!!! .... hookah, hookah, hookah B: Its snowing in the middle of the dessert! N: that's so confetti N: OMG is the horse getting up? B: yup its not dead N: aren't you glad you didn't shoot your lover now? eh!? N: :: makes random calvery charge B: OMG now she's wearing a shear veil! scandalous N: go horesey go, go horsey go. OMG you have a huge ass [directed at lady in the movie not me] N: lady you're not going to win, you have maggots on your veil...no seriously, dont' tehy look like maggotts? N: when the horse is a-rocking don't come a-knocking ...argument about oasises vs. oceans and existance of waves...and drinking ocean ... ::little kid giggles:: N: thank you bride of chuckie! B: but its a little black boy N: I dont' care! ... conversation comparing walking over hot coals to sticking a loaded gun down pants and shooting off penis ... [on screen a youngish Frank has just let Hildago go back into the wild with the rest of the freed mustangs] Movie: Frank competed in over 300 long distance races into his sixties N: sixties? how did he win without his horse?

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[piratezim.livejournal.com]

i don't get it

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

We were watching Hidalgo. We were overtired. I was making a running commentary. Bethany was helping. That was random snippets we remembered after we found paper. The End!

[piratezim.livejournal.com]

sooooooooooooo she's a ghost or..... some kind of anthropomorphic coffee can?

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

She's a real live coffee can, I tell you!