I swear one day I will post something not about memes

[the_wanlorn]

From tl__dr:

Post the first line of a story here, and I'll write the next five.

I AM STILL THINKING ON THE OTHER ONES I'VE POSTED OKAY. THEY'RE ALL LABELED IN GMAIL AS "NEEDS WRITING" SO I WILL GET TO THEM EVENTUALLY.

REALLY.

I SWEAR.

Comments

[ishie]

I DON'T KNOW IF I BELIEVE YOU.

In the long list of things Parker doesn't get, there are at least three entries for "flirting".

>:D

[graymary.livejournal.com]

Tim wasn't sure how Jason Todd got him pregnant, but he figured he shouldn't ask questions and just get his sonogram.

(YOU ASKED FOR IT)

IDK OK I HAVE ONLY SEEN A BIT OF LEVERAGE OR I'D THINK OF A GOOD OT3 SETUP FOR YOU

[tl--dr.livejournal.com]

Gus was on his game; rolling his second pink in a row, he was absolutely certain he was gonna win this Trivial Pursuit match in a single sweep, because whoever this Hardison guy was, there was no way he could compete with Gus's knowledge of obscure pop culture minutiae...right?