Oh my god I am so bad at spelling.

[the_wanlorn]

soleta and kate have left (THEY GAVE ME KEYS TO THEIR APARTMENT I FEEL SO SPECIAL *_________*), and now I am in the middle of doing post-guest-cleanup (aka, laundry, picking up, vacuuming, a shitload of dishes). THIS IS MY LEAST FAVORITE PART OF GUESTS. I wish brownies would come do all this for me. :( I left you guys out honey, what more do you want from me. :(

SO, IN LIEU OF ACTUAL CONTENT: I am doing that "what is in your purse" meme right now because I have never had a purse before to do it and now I do (although it is more of a huge fuckoff bag than a purse but what the fuck ever) SO:

What is in your purse? PP if you're so inclined (which I am not).

ATTACHED TO THE STRAP:
1. Fuzzy bear cat, apparently, PEZ dispenser

FREE FLOATING:
2. 5 subject notebook
3. EEE PC
4. Book ("Magic to the Bone" by Devon Monk)

LONG BACK POCKET:
5. Regular headphones
6. iPod
7. Planner

SIDE POCKET:
8. Earbud headphones

OTHER SIDE POCKET:
9. Voice recorder
10. Three prong plug adapter

FIRST FRONT POCKET:
11. Checkbook

SECOND FRONT POCKET:
12. Yellow Post-Its
13. Regular pencil
14. Mechanical pencil
15. 2 mini gel pens (teal & pink)
16. 3 ballpoint pens (green, orange, & pink)
17. Red extra-fine rolling ball pen
18. Pen that is a black ballpoint on one end, and a yellow highlighter on the other

THIRD FRONT POCKET:
19. Ricola cough drops
20. Midol
21. A length of rope
22. Ativan
23. Empty bottle of Welbutrin
24. Tea Tree Oil Toothpicks
25. Two packs of Strawberry Citrus Layers gum
26. Zyrtec
27. Inhaler

If we were to include "-and your pockets" the list would also include my phone, my wallet, my keys, a pen, and whatever I have managed to accumulate during the day.

I would say that I didn't know how I survived for 23 years without a purse, except I still carry all my important stuff in my pockets and don't bring my purse with me unless I'm gonna be somewhere for an extended period of time (ie, school, my parents', etc. To the store, not so much.)

Comments

[sinatra]

You are set for anything! The contents of my bag are generally a lot less practical. More like: wallet, possibly broken pen, bent safety pin, random flyers for events that happened a month ago, ten old grocery store receipts.

...I wish I carried a length of rope everywhere! Then I could be the person who saves the day when an unexpected situation which requires rope happened.

[the_wanlorn]

I keep a thicker, longer length of rope in my trunk, too, just in case. :D