Only two this time because I guess my flist doesn't actually care about my fannish top fives. WHATEVER FLIST, I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOURS EITHER.

( Top Five Superheroes for niav )

( Top Five Superheroines for niav )

Here are the first three sets of responses from the top five meme. I figure I'll do them in batches of three so that you're not overwhelmed with my opinions. Thanks to everyone who's responded! You've made my day more awesome.

( Top Five Crowning Moments of Awesome, for a_hollow_year )

( Top Five Awesome Female Characters, for ishie )

( Top Five Characters You Would Gladly Push Off A Cliff for haunted )

Name your 15 20 absolutely favorite couples (het/slash/canon/fanon) and ask people to see what trends they notice about your couples. Try to pick different fandoms.

1) Mulder/Scully (X-Files)
2) Babs/Dinah (DC Comics: Birds of Prey)
3) Bones/Booth/Sweets (Bones)
4) Luke Cage/Jessica Jones (Marvel Comics: The Pulse, etc.)
5) Luke/Jessica/Danny Rand/Matt Murdock (Marvel Comics: The Pulse, Daredeveil, etc.)
6) Sydney/Vaughn (Alias)
7) Batman/Robin I (DC Comics: Batman)
8) movieverse!Tony Stark/Pepper Potts (Marvel Movieverse: Iron Man)
9) Girlschach/Danielle/Laurie (DC Comics: Watchmen)
10) Grissom/Sara (CSI)
11) Gibbs/Abby (NCIS)
12) Shawn/Gus (Psych)
13) Jules/Lassiter (Psych)
14) Annie/George/Mitchell (Being Human)
15) Cable/Deadpool (Marvel Comics: Cable & Deadpool)
16) Fraser/RayK (Due South)
17)Harley/Ivy (DC Comics: Harley & Ivy)
18)McCoy/Kirk/Spock (Star Trek)
19) Azula/Ty Lee (Avatar)
20) McKay/Sheppard (SGA)

( Speaking of Babs/Dinah... )

1) They killed off their boring Superman-type character and replaced him with a far-superior version.

2) Their superheroes never die*

3) You don't want to punch their heroes in the face because they're actual people and not perfect alien borg**

4) Deadpool

5) Ultimate Aunt May

6) You don't have to buy eleventy billion single issues from different titles for their crossover events.

7) Their crossover events aren't fucking stupid.***

8) Grant Morrison is no longer allowed to play with the shiny toys because he keeps breaking them.

9) Bendis

10) They didn't kill Batman


*Or, okay, they do, but they don't stay dead.
**mona phrased this a lot better but I forget how
*** Seriously, Battle for the Cowl? Everyone knows the damn thing goes to Nightwing. Don't even get me started on ____ Crisis

ETA:

11) DC cancelled Birds of Prey. Marvel didn't.

So this is a two-part entry. First of my collection of awesome caps from Deadpool, which explains why everyone should read this comic and why everyone should wife Deadpool.

( Packing chips! )

And then the first of a series of caps on Why You're a Sociopath If You Don't Ship Oracle/Black Canary.

( No, seriously, they're fucking adorable together. )

I'll be back with more later.

You comment on this post and I'll tell you five of the things I closely associate with you, and you take those back to your journal and write about them. semtex gave me these five:

rats: I used to own rats! When I was in college I decided that I needed a pet, and all my internet research assured me that rats were basically tiny cats. So I got a pair, not realizing that two years is not a long time. They were amazing, smart pets, and I doubt I will ever get another pair.

knitting: I KNIT A LOT OKAY. I rarely finish things, though, because, well, I get bored very easily. So I have a bajillion things going at one time. Right now I'm working on three pairs of socks, two shawls, a baby blanket, a pair of mittens, a pair of fingerless gloves, a couple scarfs, and a handful of toys. I am, you could say, polyknitual. Next weekend I'm going to the Maryland Sheep & Wool Festival. Two weekends after that, I'm going to the Massachusetts one. A bunch of months after that, it's time for Rhinebeck. :D:

comics: I've read comics since I was knee high to a grasshopper. I fucking love Deadpool and Daredevil, and ship really odd ships (Danny/Jessica/Luke/Matt, what?). Batman is the best. DC can suck my cock. I love the Ultimate universe. I hate Cap and Superman so much it actually makes me physically angry when people say nice things about them. I am maybe a bit overinvested in comics.

zombies: I LOVE ZOMBIES. I don't even care that they're hipster crap now. I LOVED THEM BEFORE THEY WERE COOL AND I'LL LOVE THEM LONG AFTER THEY'RE NOT COOL ANYMORE. I have a sweet little program on my computer I wrote that emails & IMs my friends in case of a zombie apocalypse. MY ZOMBIE PREPARDNESS PLAN > YOURS.

FONT=7 RAEG :D Ahahahahahaha this is all Epon's fault. She introduced me to how funny it is to get font size=7 angry over ridiculous things, and since then I've never looked back. I mean, what is more hilarious than getting font size=7 angry over people dissing David Boringass? Nothing, that is what.