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Title: I Saw That in a Movie Once (format=light, style=mine, AO3)
Author: [personal profile] the_wanlorn
Fandom: Leverage
Characters: Hardison, Parker, Eliot
Word Count: 600
Rating: PG
Warning: none
Summary: Oh hell no, Hardison is not starring in his own personal zombie movie.
Notes: I'm 80% sure that I wrote this for some zombiefest somewhere and then never posted it for whatever reason. So here it is, beta'd by the totally awesome [personal profile] meghanc.

I Saw That in a Movie Once )

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Lori Desrosiers, "Jalopy"

  • Apr. 12th, 2010 at 5:45 PM
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So instead of doing any work today, and instead of continuing to watch In Plain Sight, I am... rewatching most of season one, this time along with [personal profile] shadowkitty. I MAKE EXCELLENT LIFE DECISIONS, INTERNET.

"I didn't particularly appreciate our stewardess hitting on my travel companion, just assuming we weren't a couple" still makes me lol and lol and lol because, Mary, you and Marshall aren't a couple. Also, the way Mary's kind of surprised whenever anyone tells her she's hot/pretty, is hilarious. I GET THE SENSE THAT SHE IS USUALLY TOO BUSY BEING A DICK TO PEOPLE TO GIVE THEM TIME TO COMPLIMENT HER. JUST A BIT.

So, yeah, how awesome would pretending-to-be-married/together fic be for any fandom this fandom? (HINT: TOTALLY AWESOME.) Someone should get right on that.

Also, have a meme that lets me talk about my favorite TV shows some more! )

Jalopy, by Lori Desrosiers )

Ahahaha self you are so fucking dumb

  • Mar. 2nd, 2010 at 7:14 AM
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So, I realized last night, that the reason why I was so destroyed by Being Human's season finale was that I was expecting it to be upsetting the way season one's finale was, completely ignoring that, compared to the rest of season one, its finale was massively DDDDDD: inducing, and since season two has been more DDDDDD: inducing than that finale, its finale was going to be even more DDDDDDDDDDDDDD: inducing.

<i>Survivors</i> and Leverage spoilers, I guess )

WELL, OFF TO FACE THE DAY, INTERNET. WOOOOOO.

(Also, tetanus shots hurt just as fucking much now as they did when I was 13. GOOD TO KNOW.)

YOU ARE NEVER GETTING REAL CONTENT AGAIN

  • Feb. 21st, 2010 at 8:41 AM
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[personal profile] haunted kindly requested that I do this meme about Leverage and any Avengers team. I am always happy to oblige someone who wants me to talk at length about my thoughts on fandoms!

If you want me to give you a fandom, let me know in the comments.

Leverage )

New Avengers )
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I keep a file of Fic I Will Never Write, and most of it is just one-liners like "That time Hardison&co. got stuck in an oubliette and Eliot knew what it was called and Hardison "..."ed a lot because it's just a hole in the ground it doesn't need a fancy French name." Hardison&co. meaning Hardison, Parker, and Eliot obviously, because who cares about Nate and Sophie? No one, that's who.

(That is a lie, because I totally care about Sophie, just not when she's interacting with Nate, which is like 90% of her screen time.)

And then some of them are two pages long and contain things like this:

Look not all of us can spend all of our time thinking about highbrow things like stopping world hunger. Sometimes you just need a rock band McShep AU where Rodney's a rock star. I mean really. )

Things I Have Thought A Lot About Today

  • Nov. 6th, 2009 at 11:52 AM
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1. How all the other conartists must look down on the Leverage team. I mean, they're good guys now. They got some Robin Hood shit going on.

me: "Oh yeah, they got collars on 'em now. Like little pussycats."
SK: god, they need five people to do the work of three!
SK: have they never heard of multitasking?
me: "Ford keeps their leashes tight. I heard they can't even do jobs by themselves anymore."

I'm just saying, maybe they were great once, but now everyone makes fun of them behind their backs. They'd make fun of them to their faces, too, except that one time, Eliot punched that guy so hard his eyeballs popped out, and really, if he's going to be that sensitive about working for The Man maybe he should just never leave his apartment.

I just realized I should cut this because it was spoilers for White Collar 1x02 )
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DD ON YOUR NOMS BBS
  • Leverage
  • Whip It
  • New Avengers
  • Ilona Andrews - Kate Daniels
  • Seanan Mcguire - Toby Daye series
  • Dolores Claiborne

This list used to be completely different!

WARNING: RAPE. Also Leverage.

  • Aug. 9th, 2009 at 9:23 AM
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The Stork Job makes me flail so hard. Parker!angst and "I like how you turned out." and oh my god it's just the most marvelous episode ever. ILITSFM

Here, internet, have your morning dose of angry!

I got this link from post on Kate Harding's blog.

Why women don't fight back.

Top Five Meme

  • Aug. 6th, 2009 at 1:26 PM
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Here are the first three sets of responses from the top five meme. I figure I'll do them in batches of three so that you're not overwhelmed with my opinions. Thanks to everyone who's responded! You've made my day more awesome.

Top Five Crowning Moments of Awesome, for a_hollow_year )

Top Five Awesome Female Characters, for ishie )

Top Five Characters You Would Gladly Push Off A Cliff for haunted )

Give me something to do at work

  • Aug. 6th, 2009 at 7:25 AM
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Ask me my fannish Top Five [Whatevers]. Any top fives. Doesn't matter what, really! And I will answer them all in a new post.

Also, I'm writing Leverage fic. WTF.

(It's pretending to be married fic.)

(Also OT3 fic.)

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Parker becomes Sharker!

  • Apr. 16th, 2009 at 12:20 PM
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IF NO ONE WRITES ME SHARKER FIC I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KILL THIS BUNNY.

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